As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5081. | Noob (dvorakmakingprocess) | 94.71 | 97% | 2024-01-28 |
5082. | Djera (djera) | 94.71 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
5083. | tstats[timtam420] (timtam420) | 94.71 | 97% | 2023-08-20 |
5084. | Eh (wuuuuut) | 94.71 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
5085. | Marc (markymarco) | 94.71 | 98% | 2018-12-02 |
5086. | Shiva (shivamalik) | 94.71 | 97% | 2015-08-09 |
5087. | aezi (aezicoatl) | 94.70 | 99% | 2023-03-04 |
5088. | Andy (tyranttick) | 94.70 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
5089. | Isaac (attenuationcoefficient) | 94.69 | 90% | 2016-10-25 |
5090. | Greg (xpec824) | 94.69 | 96% | 2015-05-04 |
5091. | NobodyA (nobodya_) | 94.68 | 98% | 2023-12-12 |
5092. | bauhaus7 (bauhaus7) | 94.68 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
5093. | Hunter (hunter_da_man11) | 94.68 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
5094. | Enrique (zero90) | 94.68 | 97% | 2017-04-15 |
5095. | Sam (esfara) | 94.67 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
5096. | Philip (dribo) | 94.67 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
5097. | Emmy (emilyelaine) | 94.66 | 97.6% | 2024-04-27 |
5098. | Joseph (frozenclaw) | 94.66 | 91% | 2015-04-17 |
5099. | Space (spacedandy) | 94.66 | 98% | 2022-12-01 |
5100. | Slowpoke (amisanthropist) | 94.66 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
5101. | Valdis (kamis1232) | 94.65 | 99% | 2017-07-27 |
5102. | Halo (halo06) | 94.65 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
5103. | Simon (olausson) | 94.64 | 99% | 2022-10-15 |
5104. | Christian (fcheddar) | 94.64 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
5105. | Joseph (jsph273) | 94.64 | 98.7% | 2021-02-14 |
5106. | Metacarcinus (mcmagister) | 94.64 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
5107. | Silver (silverninja) | 94.64 | 97% | 2016-04-23 |
5108. | Charles (char466) | 94.63 | 98% | 2021-02-23 |
5109. | Khoa (lackhoa) | 94.63 | 97% | 2017-01-10 |
5110. | Yuji Itadori (expediant) | 94.62 | 97.8% | 2023-12-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |