As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11770. | Gabriel (gbvicente) | 75.97 | 99% | 2021-10-06 |
11771. | ooi (ooipuijack) | 75.97 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
11772. | Wali (captorcarbon) | 75.97 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
11773. | Conor (conormac02) | 75.97 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
11774. | Pim (pimxtreme) | 75.97 | 94% | 2016-03-10 |
11775. | Sugma (m3rky) | 75.97 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
11776. | Neil (nizzel) | 75.97 | 95% | 2016-03-09 |
11777. | Mack (yungtraplord69) | 75.96 | 94% | 2017-03-08 |
11778. | ben (benwang1) | 75.96 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
11779. | vedsai (vedsai) | 75.96 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
11780. | quoshi (quoshi) | 75.96 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
11781. | Andres (chorro73) | 75.95 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
11782. | Juice. (jambaj00s) | 75.95 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
11783. | The (thesaints) | 75.95 | 96% | 2016-02-11 |
11784. | Chase (chasechai) | 75.94 | 97.6% | 2023-09-27 |
11785. | PrfctMks (prfctmks) | 75.94 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
11786. | Callum (cal_a_mari) | 75.93 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
11787. | cj (stonewippen) | 75.93 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
11788. | I choke evrytiem (sandelius) | 75.93 | 97% | 2017-12-26 |
11789. | Japonizm (showhey0705) | 75.93 | 95% | 2016-08-12 |
11790. | Rachel (rachelthegiraffe) | 75.92 | 95% | 2015-10-20 |
11791. | Himanshu (pluto_ish) | 75.92 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
11792. | henny (palazartan) | 75.92 | 91% | 2016-02-17 |
11793. | Lior (lior8413) | 75.92 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
11794. | l (laciezhou) | 75.91 | 98% | 2024-01-14 |
11795. | Sama (parasite007) | 75.91 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
11796. | Chad (kraesh) | 75.91 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
11797. | Anel (anelbeads) | 75.90 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
11798. | Zoran (fresh99012) | 75.90 | 96% | 2015-09-14 |
11799. | Alec (whippasnappa) | 75.90 | 98% | 2018-05-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |