As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5254. | nomansland (nomansland3) | 94.11 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
5255. | Stefan Jovanović (stefanst... | 94.10 | 98% | 2023-08-16 |
5256. | jacob (jabucjamba) | 94.10 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
5257. | atapi (pralaya) | 94.10 | 100% | 2022-01-12 |
5258. | bruhPRO (bruhpro) | 94.10 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
5259. | SelfAtari (selfatari) | 94.10 | 98% | 2019-10-06 |
5260. | umi (umiibun) | 94.09 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
5261. | sloth (illeatyou) | 94.09 | 98.4% | 2021-03-02 |
5262. | KaFa28 (kafadts) | 94.08 | 98.6% | 2024-05-08 |
5263. | Nils (nilsons) | 94.08 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
5264. | nana (goomi) | 94.08 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
5265. | nets in 4 (eridpnc) | 94.08 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
5266. | Sootymatt (sootymatt) | 94.08 | 91% | 2017-02-13 |
5267. | floof (flooffy) | 94.07 | 98% | 2021-11-29 |
5268. | Christian (casey_white) | 94.07 | 99% | 2023-01-20 |
5269. | Ripp (rippsteakface) | 94.07 | 99% | 2023-06-24 |
5270. | Selim (selo) | 94.06 | 94% | 2015-06-26 |
5271. | Colin (theholychicken) | 94.06 | 95% | 2016-10-27 |
5272. | Jade (rikzjdp) | 94.06 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
5273. | Dalton (dkid124) | 94.06 | 96% | 2016-08-14 |
5274. | ayden 🍓 (aydenkm) | 94.05 | 95% | 2023-01-04 |
5275. | Thor (thorfinn1) | 94.04 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
5276. | simen (weeooweeoo) | 94.04 | 99% | 2019-09-25 |
5277. | Paul (peazy) | 94.04 | 96% | 2015-09-27 |
5278. | caro (lavendeer) | 94.03 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
5279. | SalmanMKC (hellothen) | 94.03 | 97% | 2018-12-30 |
5280. | Ville (vigrox) | 94.02 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
5281. | XpORPID (xporpid) | 94.02 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
5282. | Viacheslav (execute_) | 94.02 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
5283. | Ion (incode4it) | 94.02 | 98% | 2023-08-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |