As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
4765. | Avi (_avi_) | 95.93 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
4766. | Jimi (twentey) | 95.93 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
4767. | Ken (tpyingn00b) | 95.92 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
4768. | KTH (kthmanish) | 95.92 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
4769. | saxum (saxum) | 95.92 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
4770. | Kert (iikertii) | 95.92 | 97% | 2018-11-21 |
4771. | Pranav (pranavk) | 95.91 | 99% | 2019-10-08 |
4772. | C (sirbop) | 95.90 | 93% | 2016-04-17 |
4773. | Magoon (magoon) | 95.90 | 99% | 2023-05-02 |
4774. | Ryan (49ersfanforeva) | 95.90 | 98% | 2017-06-10 |
4775. | DeeFly (deefly) | 95.90 | 97% | 2020-04-10 |
4776. | Kuy (rou168) | 95.90 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
4777. | (anthonywspt) | 95.89 | 96.7% | 2024-01-19 |
4778. | Chris (kzk7) | 95.89 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
4779. | Vali (ryuzul) | 95.89 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
4780. | Shapes (yshapes) | 95.89 | 99% | 2022-10-02 |
4781. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 95.88 | 100% | 2023-01-28 |
4782. | AntiFemboyPreacher (goofyah... | 95.87 | 97% | 2023-06-24 |
4783. | Denni (uramazing) | 95.87 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
4784. | Tad (ttiri) | 95.87 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
4785. | Joseph (jnml19) | 95.86 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
4786. | Jan (yentzeg) | 95.85 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
4787. | max (dvorakmax) | 95.85 | 98% | 2015-12-12 |
4788. | Rzn (rzn_) | 95.84 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
4789. | Joseph (schmo_) | 95.84 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
4790. | vincent li (vlithium) | 95.83 | 97.8% | 2024-01-14 |
4791. | CluelessBlue (cluelessblue) | 95.83 | 97% | 2023-12-02 |
4792. | Cove (cove) | 95.83 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
4793. | rofllex (rofllex) | 95.82 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
4794. | Kaybe (kaybnde) | 95.82 | 99% | 2021-03-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |