As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20660. | Mast (avdhoot_) | 52.19 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
20661. | bouse7th (bouse7th) | 52.18 | 95% | 2022-10-30 |
20662. | Insert (username_here_please) | 52.17 | 97% | 2022-11-03 |
20663. | Ana (madtypercat) | 52.17 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
20664. | james (kingkiller2021) | 52.17 | 94% | 2021-01-08 |
20665. | Nefeli (demonic_leopard) | 52.17 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
20666. | angry (angryfingers) | 52.16 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
20667. | Tâm (xxcysxx) | 52.16 | 96% | 2016-09-07 |
20668. | Jerick (jrkproductions) | 52.15 | 93% | 2015-07-27 |
20669. | ibrahim (irahimz) | 52.15 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
20670. | Maverick (maverick125) | 52.14 | 95% | 2022-03-24 |
20671. | Kaharaman64 (ledesma64) | 52.14 | 93% | 2015-12-01 |
20672. | Mati (fddpro) | 52.14 | 91% | 2015-10-22 |
20673. | Eli (exman23) | 52.13 | 95% | 2022-06-10 |
20674. | Nader (nader12) | 52.13 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
20675. | IISJ (smoothmofo) | 52.13 | 94% | 2019-09-22 |
20676. | Lord Of Titans (lord_of_tit... | 52.12 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
20677. | Oliver (olixiak) | 52.12 | 97% | 2017-12-29 |
20678. | Kuroneko (kuroneku) | 52.12 | 94% | 2016-06-28 |
20679. | Fi (rocafili) | 52.12 | 95% | 2016-02-27 |
20680. | Vusal (nvusal) | 52.11 | 94% | 2023-05-05 |
20681. | Hao (tanghao) | 52.10 | 94% | 2020-11-12 |
20682. | Dame (darulink) | 52.10 | 95% | 2019-12-15 |
20683. | Panna (pannapanna) | 52.10 | 89% | 2015-11-30 |
20684. | Kermilian (kermilian_05) | 52.09 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
20685. | MorokkoJIN (morokko) | 52.09 | 93% | 2016-05-03 |
20686. | Ting (chocopelt) | 52.08 | 90% | 2015-12-24 |
20687. | Fabian (spitzweck) | 52.08 | 95% | 2023-04-06 |
20688. | tstats[rover_rk] (rover_rk) | 52.08 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
20689. | Akhil (akhilomar555) | 52.08 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |