As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21672. | Endra (endra12) | 48.54 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
21673. | nasigoreng (nasigoreng) | 48.53 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
21674. | Julish (julish13) | 48.53 | 95% | 2022-01-20 |
21675. | benny (bennybertrand) | 48.53 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
21676. | cozyvelocirapto (cozyveloci... | 48.51 | 96% | 2023-06-01 |
21677. | Eliana (ledthebomb) | 48.51 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
21678. | Frej (frej_) | 48.51 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
21679. | Manish (manish4916) | 48.51 | 94% | 2016-09-25 |
21680. | Daniel (duatch) | 48.50 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
21681. | medD (mistermask___) | 48.50 | 93% | 2021-01-05 |
21682. | Magina (edogawaconan0908) | 48.50 | 92% | 2016-03-21 |
21683. | logan (logan1989) | 48.50 | 90% | 2016-06-22 |
21684. | J_I-J (joelij) | 48.49 | 96% | 2023-10-29 |
21685. | Patrick (patbalkpres2020) | 48.49 | 92% | 2021-02-11 |
21686. | Sergiu (thelemontea) | 48.48 | 94% | 2016-10-07 |
21687. | Basant (basant2234) | 48.46 | 97.5% | 2021-02-08 |
21688. | bboy_aja (abdelaja) | 48.45 | 96% | 2021-01-29 |
21689. | Lidwina (richieria) | 48.45 | 92% | 2016-10-10 |
21690. | Anh Tran (ladyboy_2k3) | 48.44 | 94% | 2023-06-16 |
21691. | june (optical_molasses) | 48.44 | 95% | 2022-09-13 |
21692. | Asylkhan (beeppuck) | 48.44 | 94% | 2020-07-22 |
21693. | Rahul (pirate_racer) | 48.43 | 96% | 2021-11-06 |
21694. | Bangladesh (hasan766998) | 48.43 | 95.1% | 2023-10-13 |
21695. | Montse (mochee) | 48.43 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
21696. | peaches (peaches888) | 48.43 | 95% | 2017-11-20 |
21697. | Dzhuk (dzhuk_yanovna) | 48.42 | 95% | 2022-08-22 |
21698. | J (leathface23) | 48.42 | 92% | 2016-01-10 |
21699. | Gerry (gchenfc) | 48.41 | 91% | 2016-05-22 |
21700. | Tobi (tobi_konoha) | 48.41 | 96% | 2018-11-24 |
21701. | now (nowwhy) | 48.39 | 94% | 2022-10-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |