As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11123. | Adam (ataguchi194) | 77.76 | 99% | 2022-08-03 |
11124. | Kennedy (vanmankennedy) | 77.75 | 98% | 2020-03-09 |
11125. | chltmdgus (chltmdgus) | 77.75 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
11126. | Ian (iantu) | 77.75 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
11127. | Emily (ylime7088) | 77.75 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
11128. | nim (nimen) | 77.75 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
11129. | nilb (nilb) | 77.75 | 98% | 2024-04-20 |
11130. | tstats[chrumatic] (chrumatic) | 77.74 | 95% | 2023-04-03 |
11131. | Macmed (macmed) | 77.74 | 92% | 2016-06-04 |
11132. | jimmy (jimmyfreeman) | 77.74 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
11133. | Martin (kierandaywalkerr) | 77.74 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
11134. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 77.73 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
11135. | Bring Them Home (aloni4u) | 77.73 | 97.3% | 2023-11-17 |
11136. | Vadurr (vadurr) | 77.73 | 90% | 2015-06-26 |
11137. | Mimi (merrymolly23) | 77.73 | 94% | 2017-04-08 |
11138. | Emmanuel (bodmas) | 77.73 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
11139. | ELectr8c (3l3ctr1c) | 77.72 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
11140. | Tomáš (tomashavlasek) | 77.72 | 96% | 2023-04-10 |
11141. | hamit (skinnypotato) | 77.72 | 98% | 2022-05-28 |
11142. | cpprulez (toncheto) | 77.72 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
11143. | Otatop (unterepere) | 77.72 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
11144. | john (racer520) | 77.72 | 96% | 2015-05-05 |
11145. | Narkotik (vacban) | 77.71 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
11146. | Sankalp (tablaboi) | 77.71 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
11147. | Christian (crash1233) | 77.71 | 96.6% | 2021-03-02 |
11148. | Thos (thosbp) | 77.71 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
11149. | stimo (stimo) | 77.71 | 97% | 2017-06-25 |
11150. | Raging (ragingthunder) | 77.70 | 96% | 2020-02-13 |
11151. | Random (bogdanmironov) | 77.70 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
11152. | amongla (kagez) | 77.70 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |