As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12110. | Thomas (thomasw219) | 75.23 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
12111. | L (thereddone) | 75.23 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
12112. | ApSad (apaars) | 75.23 | 96% | 2015-12-22 |
12113. | wingman41 (wingman41) | 75.22 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
12114. | natalie (nataliemia01) | 75.22 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
12115. | Marius (techdifics12) | 75.22 | 95.4% | 2023-11-15 |
12116. | colemak-dh (strongly_typed_... | 75.22 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
12117. | Umair (umair121) | 75.22 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
12118. | Joy (joy_1) | 75.22 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
12119. | Jason (njasow) | 75.22 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
12120. | Jonas (jonasjul) | 75.22 | 96% | 2016-10-21 |
12121. | Mark (fatweasel) | 75.22 | 91% | 2016-05-24 |
12122. | you (you) (tdtdtdttt) | 75.22 | 98% | 2016-06-21 |
12123. | kevedsa4esan (k4sn) | 75.21 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
12124. | Abhi (abhishekmalle) | 75.21 | 94% | 2017-03-26 |
12125. | al2qx (al2qx) | 75.21 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
12126. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 75.20 | 96.8% | 2023-10-09 |
12127. | Tim (peatearparkour) | 75.20 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
12128. | Yupa (valleyofthewin) | 75.20 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
12129. | Robin (dieselamstiesl) | 75.20 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
12130. | Pradipta (proydu) | 75.20 | 96% | 2015-08-30 |
12131. | Jenna (jennr123) | 75.20 | 89% | 2016-06-22 |
12132. | Christian (christiantan) | 75.19 | 95% | 2020-07-13 |
12133. | Taufik (thd_1994) | 75.19 | 98% | 2019-03-31 |
12134. | GOYARD (goyard) | 75.19 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
12135. | SlavaUkraini (diazjulio007) | 75.18 | 98% | 2018-02-01 |
12136. | Ahnaf (stallion1145) | 75.18 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
12137. | nothim (notperseus) | 75.18 | 97% | 2023-09-28 |
12138. | मंगल से आयà... | 75.18 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
12139. | Clarissa (clarissamaranne) | 75.18 | 96% | 2015-06-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |