As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22257. | aleksor (alexsor) | 45.10 | 93% | 2015-08-06 |
22258. | Den4ik (_bober_) | 45.09 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
22259. | Ayera (ayera_04) | 45.09 | 95% | 2022-06-01 |
22260. | Aatif (ahsanatif) | 45.09 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
22261. | Tey (teyy) | 45.09 | 89% | 2015-11-05 |
22262. | Banzexxx (banzexxx) | 45.07 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
22263. | Danyull (dantheman3141) | 45.07 | 93% | 2019-01-11 |
22264. | David (asdr9845) | 45.06 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
22265. | Kennedy (kennedykozak) | 45.05 | 94% | 2020-11-24 |
22266. | Bloomon (bloomon) | 45.05 | 95% | 2022-03-20 |
22267. | Rohan Kumar (rohank05) | 45.03 | 95% | 2023-02-07 |
22268. | hello (nikhilisanoob124) | 45.03 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
22269. | Shane (sdoyle4499) | 45.03 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
22270. | ram (ram0) | 45.03 | 95% | 2016-11-06 |
22271. | Bill (go_bill_go) | 45.02 | 93% | 2023-09-05 |
22272. | Nim (tsunemori) | 45.02 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
22273. | Zayyz (zayyz) | 45.01 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
22274. | Hazem (hazemelmahy) | 45.01 | 96% | 2020-06-01 |
22275. | Prakush (praksm) | 45.01 | 93% | 2017-05-26 |
22276. | Qxr (quaixar) | 45.00 | 95% | 2022-09-09 |
22277. | Sonia (sonialj) | 44.99 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
22278. | Jeff (jcarson1976) | 44.98 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
22279. | avocadoLover (avocado_lover) | 44.98 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
22280. | Matthew (novauchiha) | 44.98 | 83% | 2016-09-19 |
22281. | Avi (avi222) | 44.97 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
22282. | tstats[astraporr] (astraporr) | 44.97 | 93% | 2022-09-27 |
22283. | Kelvin (hydrogen_) | 44.97 | 95% | 2021-02-21 |
22284. | Man Parvesh (manparvesh) | 44.96 | 94% | 2015-09-03 |
22285. | Abdul hafiz (abdumudi) | 44.94 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
22286. | Kirito (laksh_4uh) | 44.94 | 95% | 2020-12-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |