As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3618. | ___________________________... | 100.79 | 98.2% | 2023-10-06 |
3619. | alex (exdunn) | 100.77 | 98% | 2016-11-16 |
3620. | benito (thugswag) | 100.76 | 97% | 2015-08-18 |
3621. | Andrew (monochromeocean) | 100.75 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
3622. | Roma (useflame) | 100.75 | 99% | 2021-02-22 |
3623. | Pär (plund) | 100.74 | 98% | 2023-01-21 |
3624. | Kaseolin (pimplepopper2015) | 100.74 | 95% | 2015-04-19 |
3625. | Max (maxgallagher) | 100.73 | 98% | 2023-10-09 |
3626. | Nikhil (haddr) | 100.71 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
3627. | Juggle (juggle6) | 100.71 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
3628. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 100.71 | 99% | 2022-01-02 |
3629. | Jaxson (jaxxxson) | 100.71 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
3630. | stanley (stanley9966) | 100.70 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
3631. | robdude22 (robodude22) | 100.70 | 96.6% | 2021-02-10 |
3632. | 😎 (armortec) | 100.69 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
3633. | Andrew (andrew69314) | 100.68 | 99% | 2022-08-11 |
3634. | Molasses (practice12_3) | 100.67 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
3635. | poke (ekop1) | 100.67 | 95% | 2015-07-27 |
3636. | Zeke (zeldafan314) | 100.66 | 99% | 2022-11-26 |
3637. | DeputyDerpy (deputyderpy) | 100.66 | 98% | 2023-06-03 |
3638. | Caleb (syfulis) | 100.66 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
3639. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 100.66 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
3640. | Brian (beitel) | 100.66 | 94% | 2016-03-19 |
3641. | Bobby (rradhak1) | 100.66 | 99% | 2019-01-27 |
3642. | Mouboy (mouboy) | 100.64 | 99.8% | 2023-11-23 |
3643. | Brian (krayons) | 100.63 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
3644. | Antman (mastersushichef) | 100.63 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
3645. | Jearcan (jearcan) | 100.62 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
3646. | derdier (derdier) | 100.61 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
3647. | Brent (avoc17) | 100.60 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |