As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4510. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 96.88 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
4511. | Scythe (scythe2658) | 96.88 | 99.5% | 2021-02-10 |
4512. | chowder (elitechowder) | 96.88 | 97% | 2017-06-28 |
4513. | David (wdnch) | 96.87 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
4514. | Amy (sicemxxamy) | 96.87 | 95% | 2017-04-08 |
4515. | Ross (pyramidgg) | 96.86 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
4516. | Luke (lukeeff) | 96.86 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
4517. | Richy (trainingtypist192) | 96.85 | 96.8% | 2023-11-09 |
4518. | Justin (firepwner) | 96.85 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
4519. | David (cmagic_f) | 96.85 | 98% | 2023-08-21 |
4520. | Kevin (kevinsodium) | 96.84 | 87% | 2016-02-24 |
4521. | stepoffthegas (stepoffthegas) | 96.84 | 97.4% | 2023-11-10 |
4522. | Mojo (onetruejojo) | 96.83 | 99.3% | 2023-10-06 |
4523. | Doug (thegenericgeek) | 96.83 | 96% | 2015-09-03 |
4524. | Isaac (isaaclowk) | 96.83 | 99% | 2018-07-29 |
4525. | Amir (chike1) | 96.82 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
4526. | Peter (speedyboi95) | 96.81 | 99% | 2020-04-06 |
4527. | Susan (pfpigs) | 96.81 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
4528. | Cody (cody11d12) | 96.80 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
4529. | hehe (shindo333) | 96.80 | 98.4% | 2023-10-19 |
4530. | Bronny (lbjturnup) | 96.80 | 96% | 2016-03-17 |
4531. | Jack (jackthetyper) | 96.80 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
4532. | Johnrey (johnreyy13) | 96.79 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
4533. | LEntless (lentless) | 96.79 | 98% | 2018-04-28 |
4534. | Jordan (sundayjim) | 96.79 | 99% | 2015-11-29 |
4535. | Yemeni (967bytes) | 96.79 | 99% | 2018-03-26 |
4536. | Joo (jooooooo) | 96.79 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
4537. | Kev (cyanophycean314) | 96.78 | 95% | 2016-07-22 |
4538. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 96.78 | 97% | 2024-02-08 |
4539. | Chase (chase60hz) | 96.77 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |