As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
Active since April 3, 2015.
409 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
19597. | uh oh (uhoh_uhoh) | 55.58 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
19598. | faebdc (faebdc) | 55.58 | 96% | 2016-03-17 |
19599. | マット (mat_rusty) | 55.58 | 93% | 2018-01-27 |
19600. | mat O (mat_o) | 55.57 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
19601. | Maxamad amiin (aqoonraadiye71) | 55.57 | 96% | 2022-12-31 |
19602. | Thomas (raedis) | 55.57 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
19603. | Andrew (andrewsim) | 55.56 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
19604. | howtoleg (howtoleg) | 55.56 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
19605. | Kaitou (theniusofg) | 55.56 | 98% | 2021-02-20 |
19606. | dat (datdude45678) | 55.56 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
19607. | Sarah (shetzah) | 55.56 | 95.5% | 2021-02-02 |
19608. | Dicky (dickykpd) | 55.56 | 95% | 2020-09-27 |
19609. | Seth (opiumonom) | 55.56 | 94% | 2017-07-20 |
19610. | P (ohayosioh) | 55.56 | 93% | 2017-01-05 |
19611. | PingingCarrot16 (pingingcar... | 55.55 | 95% | 2021-08-24 |
19612. | Phuchit (ripzery) | 55.55 | 95% | 2017-02-22 |
19613. | Alex (alexpalti) | 55.54 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
19614. | Phill (oldmanmarns) | 55.54 | 96% | 2016-08-10 |
19615. | Nitaray (nitaray) | 55.53 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
19616. | Ranak (rakibulranak) | 55.53 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
19617. | Nikhil (nick101010) | 55.52 | 96% | 2019-05-14 |
19618. | Tim (dragon5453) | 55.52 | 96% | 2022-09-07 |
19619. | v0rtex- (bouraoui) | 55.52 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
19620. | I Type Slow :D (i_type_slow... | 55.52 | 95% | 2021-02-17 |
19621. | Napplebee (napplebee) | 55.52 | 97% | 2017-07-28 |
19622. | Rachel (taylorachel) | 55.51 | 95% | 2018-10-26 |
19623. | Parth (parthmah) | 55.51 | 94% | 2021-06-30 |
19624. | Isaac (isaac1842) | 55.51 | 96% | 2016-10-25 |
19625. | Javed (javeddosani) | 55.51 | 87% | 2016-08-13 |
19626. | Me (orangejews) | 55.50 | 95% | 2017-11-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |