As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13990. | Patrik (pa3kson) | 70.51 | 93% | 2016-04-03 |
13991. | Nikos (niklas32) | 70.51 | 96% | 2015-05-05 |
13992. | ryqn (ryqn) | 70.50 | 97% | 2023-12-24 |
13993. | shmoney (gupty_gang) | 70.50 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
13994. | punished buster (punishedbu... | 70.50 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
13995. | Julia (smallone4130) | 70.50 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
13996. | A.B.G (ahmed_burham_pro) | 70.50 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
13997. | sxc (luckypolo) | 70.50 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
13998. | chandra (sekhar_88) | 70.50 | 97% | 2015-10-01 |
13999. | Programmer (programmer7) | 70.49 | 95% | 2019-05-03 |
14000. | smoky_ (sahuvipul) | 70.49 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
14001. | Maria (marlab) | 70.49 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
14002. | Ar (azzztec) | 70.49 | 92% | 2016-07-25 |
14003. | * (000100020003) | 70.48 | 98% | 2021-07-11 |
14004. | tito (titoreo) | 70.48 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
14005. | bon (wthboms6) | 70.48 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
14006. | gabe (gaberhone) | 70.47 | 97% | 2020-05-01 |
14007. | Oggers (oggers) | 70.47 | 94% | 2017-01-28 |
14008. | Daniel (kimster773) | 70.46 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
14009. | Finna (captfinn) | 70.45 | 99% | 2023-04-30 |
14010. | Rohit (kharkongor) | 70.45 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
14011. | Pepe (bojak) | 70.45 | 99% | 2020-06-02 |
14012. | Flingo (hikaruex) | 70.44 | 87% | 2015-11-01 |
14013. | Fusco (awwwcrap) | 70.44 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
14014. | MaxVerstappen33 (newrookie15) | 70.44 | 96% | 2021-12-24 |
14015. | tstats[kenneth03] (kenneth03) | 70.44 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
14016. | Regulus ❄ (yo_yo_honey_si... | 70.44 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
14017. | tstats[ayyaz7] (ayyaz7) | 70.44 | 96% | 2016-06-22 |
14018. | ICKOStreet (ickostreet) | 70.43 | 94% | 2020-06-29 |
14019. | Jarambae (farid1993) | 70.43 | 97% | 2017-08-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |