As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20490. | Victor (_jokur_) | 53.09 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
20491. | 6 (creak) | 53.08 | 90% | 2015-11-12 |
20492. | Red (redchristian16) | 53.08 | 98% | 2016-04-10 |
20493. | Runtao (termayang) | 53.07 | 94% | 2017-02-20 |
20494. | Soul (wrecked_911) | 53.06 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
20495. | Shreyank (shrek7) | 53.06 | 94% | 2023-06-09 |
20496. | Darma (pcfounder) | 53.06 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
20497. | Hailey (haileyuwu) | 53.05 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
20498. | Abdullah (aboud1) | 53.05 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
20499. | weiCoder (weicoder) | 53.05 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
20500. | JY☄️💤 (uaecuier) | 53.05 | 98% | 2017-05-18 |
20501. | Nikhil (nikhilgv9) | 53.04 | 97% | 2015-06-08 |
20502. | zipper (zipper47) | 53.04 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
20503. | Gabriel (the_bata) | 53.04 | 96% | 2017-07-27 |
20504. | Mauricio (kenze) | 53.03 | 100% | 2022-04-13 |
20505. | tstats[franklin31113] (fran... | 53.03 | 94% | 2016-02-21 |
20506. | CJ (piecesinrest) | 53.02 | 94.4% | 2021-02-15 |
20507. | lee (wndnjs4389) | 53.02 | 94.4% | 2021-02-07 |
20508. | OGCJN (ogcjn) | 53.02 | 91% | 2016-08-11 |
20509. | AllTheKingsPotato (tuto) | 53.01 | 98% | 2015-10-17 |
20510. | chiho312000 (chiho312000) | 53.01 | 95% | 2019-08-29 |
20511. | Kiah (ooncha) | 53.01 | 94% | 2019-01-01 |
20512. | Rixt (rixtg) | 53.00 | 95% | 2022-01-30 |
20513. | yogesh (yogipapu15) | 53.00 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
20514. | Swift (anuj000032) | 53.00 | 95% | 2021-03-06 |
20515. | Mark (marklwembe) | 53.00 | 94% | 2021-05-21 |
20516. | mio (miodec) | 53.00 | 95% | 2017-01-12 |
20517. | killer (killerz4564) | 52.99 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
20518. | Duffy (duffylam) | 52.99 | 95% | 2023-09-06 |
20519. | Subrajeet (subrajeet) | 52.98 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |