As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19572. | Adarsh M A (adarshm39) | 56.01 | 95.3% | 2023-10-06 |
19573. | SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (ymwsimon) | 56.01 | 96% | 2023-10-12 |
19574. | John (hsuyaaa) | 56.01 | 95% | 2021-02-08 |
19575. | S (suhaib_silwadi) | 56.01 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
19576. | andrej (ninjasrnka) | 56.01 | 93% | 2017-03-09 |
19577. | Gapz (gapzman) | 56.00 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
19578. | Raja (grizzly_lion) | 56.00 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
19579. | Joey (joeyp123) | 56.00 | 95% | 2019-11-18 |
19580. | Lunes (kappa97) | 55.99 | 96% | 2022-01-20 |
19581. | Ryeko (ryeko) | 55.99 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
19582. | Justa (justaboss101) | 55.99 | 95% | 2021-10-05 |
19583. | Fizzy (fizzysodapop) | 55.99 | 94% | 2021-03-19 |
19584. | Ankur (dylandock) | 55.99 | 97% | 2017-08-05 |
19585. | Ian (goilan) | 55.98 | 95% | 2021-09-16 |
19586. | Hari (hari191197) | 55.98 | 95% | 2018-05-06 |
19587. | Felix (felix25) | 55.97 | 96% | 2023-03-27 |
19588. | Tang (tangvt97) | 55.96 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
19589. | 浩然 (whr88) | 55.96 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
19590. | Gary (gary_internet) | 55.96 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
19591. | Ben (benasty) | 55.96 | 97% | 2018-07-14 |
19592. | Kyle (hemispherion) | 55.96 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
19593. | (ntandem) | 55.96 | 95% | 2018-03-07 |
19594. | Hayk (hayk0_0) | 55.95 | 94% | 2023-01-23 |
19595. | Iulian (swekaios) | 55.95 | 92% | 2017-02-07 |
19596. | Melanie (melaniesky) | 55.95 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
19597. | Rafał (rrafal7) | 55.95 | 95% | 2019-10-05 |
19598. | rahul (rahul_12) | 55.94 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
19599. | Jeremy (anodraeus) | 55.94 | 96% | 2022-06-30 |
19600. | Brahim (aguedou) | 55.94 | 94% | 2015-11-26 |
19601. | bs_biswa (bs_biswa) | 55.93 | 97% | 2023-06-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |