As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7929. | KW (kiawa88) | 85.85 | 96% | 2016-02-12 |
7930. | Eric (edeltaco) | 85.84 | 98% | 2023-10-01 |
7931. | yeeth (yeeth_) | 85.84 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
7932. | Dale (jammie_dodger) | 85.84 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
7933. | AJ (aj_jaswanth) | 85.84 | 93% | 2016-04-07 |
7934. | iep (iebeaux) | 85.83 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
7935. | bob (zirx2) | 85.83 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
7936. | Paxton (pswongaa) | 85.83 | 99% | 2021-08-20 |
7937. | Fox (axel92) | 85.83 | 97% | 2016-02-20 |
7938. | Richard (rhendrick82989) | 85.83 | 97% | 2016-08-04 |
7939. | Sunkist (oktobiantodp) | 85.82 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
7940. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 85.82 | 99% | 2020-12-06 |
7941. | pc1400 (pc1400) | 85.81 | 99% | 2022-07-21 |
7942. | Rasul (rasul07) | 85.81 | 96% | 2023-08-17 |
7943. | tstats[catpuplover] (catpup... | 85.81 | 99% | 2022-03-23 |
7944. | Anuvrat (anuvrat) | 85.81 | 98% | 2015-07-03 |
7945. | csspring (sspring) | 85.80 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
7946. | Mom (mahm) | 85.80 | 91% | 2016-10-29 |
7947. | Anh (nta1207) | 85.80 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
7948. | Grant (gbuff) | 85.80 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
7949. | Dirtycarl (dirtycarl) | 85.79 | 96% | 2016-06-30 |
7950. | Joshua (shaggymuffin23) | 85.79 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
7951. | giodude.sp (giodudespencer) | 85.79 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
7952. | Norby (norby101) | 85.79 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
7953. | Parinaz (parinaz11) | 85.78 | 95% | 2023-01-24 |
7954. | Steven (slowstev) | 85.78 | 94% | 2015-07-25 |
7955. | Faustino (tinoriffic) | 85.78 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
7956. | Sean (lordvolcan6) | 85.78 | 89% | 2016-04-05 |
7957. | diva (vampirediva) | 85.77 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
7958. | niseboi (theweirdo9) | 85.77 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |