As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1943. | Vanessa (v4nv4n) | 111.29 | 99% | 2021-11-08 |
1944. | Adrienne (akmurph) | 111.29 | 98% | 2015-04-24 |
1945. | Austin (seagullible) | 111.25 | 94% | 2016-02-29 |
1946. | sam sulek (sunaisaqt) | 111.23 | 96.4% | 2023-10-08 |
1947. | Llamar (lamerskater) | 111.23 | 93% | 2015-06-07 |
1948. | Bucky (buckyplaysatwork) | 111.22 | 98% | 2018-04-10 |
1949. | michelle (mkahue) | 111.21 | 98% | 2020-10-09 |
1950. | Joshua (buwan) | 111.21 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
1951. | Jave (killer8hyper) | 111.18 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
1952. | sherimori (sherimori) | 111.18 | 99% | 2019-08-10 |
1953. | John (xxcooldudexx) | 111.17 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
1954. | erpetek (erpetek) | 111.16 | 98% | 2024-02-08 |
1955. | Mikey (mikeybox) | 111.16 | 99% | 2018-07-08 |
1956. | vyst (vystoric) | 111.15 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
1957. | Speedy (flux2k) | 111.15 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
1958. | Dominic (mickeyice3) | 111.13 | 99% | 2023-08-02 |
1959. | Hamms (hammsnoahn) | 111.12 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
1960. | Hussain (alninio) | 111.12 | 97% | 2017-01-06 |
1961. | NeroveX (nf2z47kvvv8c8ns5) | 111.12 | 99% | 2023-01-05 |
1962. | nika (nika07) | 111.12 | 99% | 2020-06-13 |
1963. | Kelly (keljia) | 111.12 | 97% | 2016-10-27 |
1964. | JollyImpulse (jollyimpulse) | 111.11 | 100% | 2022-06-04 |
1965. | Peach (peachter) | 111.11 | 88% | 2016-06-13 |
1966. | henry 🎩 (henzolo) | 111.08 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
1967. | Raoof (raoof) | 111.07 | 99% | 2017-07-03 |
1968. | Emma (emmaezy) | 111.06 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
1969. | Egg (tantantantantan) | 111.05 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
1970. | (menacing) | 111.05 | 96% | 2019-08-09 |
1971. | alaon (nahbro123) | 111.02 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
1972. | Gabe (dyrozang) | 111.01 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |