As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5432. | Lee Paul (timberlandpaul) | 93.48 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
5433. | P100 (close280) | 93.48 | 99% | 2021-07-22 |
5434. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 93.48 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
5435. | Steven (stoveoveoven) | 93.47 | 96% | 2020-02-26 |
5436. | Bade (terrabade) | 93.47 | 99% | 2022-02-19 |
5437. | Nick (nickawesomee) | 93.47 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
5438. | Brock (awwaiid) | 93.46 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
5439. | Papa (quamthebomb) | 93.46 | 99% | 2021-05-28 |
5440. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 93.46 | 99% | 2021-08-08 |
5441. | Zn (z1ny) | 93.44 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
5442. | H4mburger (h4mburger) | 93.43 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
5443. | Jizz (mamski) | 93.43 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
5444. | Denis (carvedseven) | 93.42 | 98% | 2024-04-13 |
5445. | Tyler (exilereject) | 93.42 | 99% | 2023-05-31 |
5446. | thifuni (thifuni) | 93.42 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
5447. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 93.42 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
5448. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 93.41 | 97% | 2017-05-12 |
5449. | Lemonade on Meth (riqlemonade) | 93.41 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
5450. | Derek (vonarxd) | 93.41 | 99% | 2021-10-11 |
5451. | Hajar (hajar424) | 93.41 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
5452. | Marcos (retrograde) | 93.40 | 98% | 2024-02-03 |
5453. | an0ma1y (an0ma1y) | 93.40 | 97% | 2024-03-19 |
5454. | Gary (garrigan) | 93.40 | 95% | 2016-04-20 |
5455. | Cory (cory) | 93.40 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
5456. | kelp (k3lp_boy) | 93.38 | 95.6% | 2021-02-16 |
5457. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 93.37 | 99% | 2023-11-18 |
5458. | m (ogtong) | 93.37 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
5459. | Sagi (sagi73) | 93.36 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
5460. | Jim (jimjimbles123) | 93.36 | 97% | 2024-01-24 |
5461. | F (flashyferrari) | 93.36 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |