As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8199. | Randy (randytheelite) | 85.12 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
8200. | JC (invoicingkarma) | 85.12 | 99% | 2021-09-09 |
8201. | Russ (rustyautoparts) | 85.12 | 98% | 2016-03-17 |
8202. | hwingu (hwingu) | 85.11 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
8203. | Kevin (kmcneill93) | 85.11 | 96% | 2019-01-12 |
8204. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 85.11 | 95% | 2020-09-10 |
8205. | pl (dirtygoldfish) | 85.10 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
8206. | Asad (asad104khan) | 85.10 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
8207. | Kloryc (ronc777can) | 85.09 | 94% | 2015-06-20 |
8208. | Lorenzo (liquidswords) | 85.09 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
8209. | Bhad Bhobby (dillnutt) | 85.09 | 98% | 2020-05-26 |
8210. | Omer (okirnap) | 85.09 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
8211. | Jazz (disguy808) | 85.08 | 95% | 2016-11-11 |
8212. | Benny (typervain) | 85.08 | 97% | 2024-02-14 |
8213. | Jose Manuel (slowmanl0l) | 85.08 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
8214. | Kevin (drezar) | 85.08 | 98% | 2015-12-08 |
8215. | Aaditya Pal (ninjaadi7903) | 85.07 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
8216. | Ryan (reece2) | 85.07 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
8217. | Something (haygen) | 85.07 | 96% | 2015-11-12 |
8218. | XDXDXDXD (nexxan) | 85.07 | 91% | 2016-11-11 |
8219. | Aceofspades9 (aceofspades9) | 85.07 | 90% | 2016-06-28 |
8220. | Bob (rando3691) | 85.06 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
8221. | kavin (guroux) | 85.06 | 98% | 2015-05-13 |
8222. | Ben (junminsoo) | 85.06 | 92% | 2016-04-03 |
8223. | cowbot (peedir) | 85.06 | 95% | 2015-11-03 |
8224. | Thomas (thomasltran) | 85.05 | 95% | 2021-08-31 |
8225. | Louis (meenepo) | 85.05 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
8226. | Sudip (llimbus) | 85.05 | 99% | 2020-04-24 |
8227. | mitch (albertsonmitch) | 85.05 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
8228. | Instynkt (instynkt) | 85.04 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |