As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2198. | Matt (magzter) | 109.11 | 94% | 2017-05-19 |
2199. | Josh (theherojoe) | 109.09 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
2200. | Jaan (muruniiduk) | 109.09 | 98% | 2023-05-28 |
2201. | Tamás (tamas) | 109.09 | 98% | 2016-03-04 |
2202. | Mario (hober) | 109.09 | 98.2% | 2024-03-22 |
2203. | Carter sucks dick (ivortso) | 109.09 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
2204. | Fresca (reifresca) | 109.08 | 100% | 2022-12-03 |
2205. | hwalters360 (hwalters360) | 109.08 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
2206. | Junior (juniorrojas) | 109.08 | 97% | 2016-07-24 |
2207. | m2jest1c (lmxq) | 109.07 | 96% | 2024-02-03 |
2208. | maller (maller) | 109.06 | 100% | 2023-10-05 |
2209. | blue2electricboogaloo (105wpm) | 109.06 | 99% | 2022-07-18 |
2210. | Meszo (meszo) | 109.06 | 94% | 2015-05-27 |
2211. | kaptainroll (kaptainroll) | 109.05 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
2212. | Wrest (wrest) | 109.05 | 99% | 2016-07-14 |
2213. | Liam (origma) | 109.04 | 96% | 2016-02-23 |
2214. | redtoothj (redtoothj) | 109.03 | 97% | 2024-04-13 |
2215. | Shirou (ness_20xx) | 109.03 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
2216. | Brian (wivo) | 109.02 | 95% | 2015-09-24 |
2217. | Mia (mialav) | 108.99 | 98% | 2023-10-31 |
2218. | Jimmy (zen529) | 108.99 | 100% | 2021-06-02 |
2219. | Dylan (coolguybro) | 108.98 | 95% | 2016-10-05 |
2220. | absolute elsewhere (bibux) | 108.98 | 93% | 2017-04-10 |
2221. | hv21ll (quinixod) | 108.97 | 99% | 2022-05-03 |
2222. | Cisco (yizzyweezy) | 108.95 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
2223. | Eric (wojito) | 108.94 | 94% | 2015-10-02 |
2224. | ♥Brandon♥ (brandon_the_... | 108.94 | 97% | 2016-06-20 |
2225. | mthd. (pjayys) | 108.92 | 99% | 2018-03-11 |
2226. | Cal (wiscahhhhnsin) | 108.90 | 100% | 2021-11-12 |
2227. | Bingy (waesoph) | 108.90 | 99% | 2019-07-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |