As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10691. | Setthawut (agilemedusa) | 78.83 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
10692. | Socks (quiet_nyoom) | 78.82 | 98% | 2023-04-07 |
10693. | Vu (kroken_keyboard) | 78.82 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
10694. | Hoang (0987532921) | 78.82 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
10695. | Gregory (azndota) | 78.82 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
10696. | Aleksa (aaleksaa) | 78.82 | 96% | 2015-12-13 |
10697. | Wilson (egg_0314) | 78.81 | 96.6% | 2024-03-10 |
10698. | the sun is over asia now (n... | 78.81 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
10699. | med (medssss) | 78.81 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
10700. | Robin (robinhoogend) | 78.81 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
10701. | Saidai (saidai) | 78.80 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
10702. | Daniel (bojangled) | 78.80 | 89% | 2015-06-24 |
10703. | Paul (jungps) | 78.80 | 94% | 2016-04-05 |
10704. | Brock (brockbnntt) | 78.80 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
10705. | Daniel (encapsulation) | 78.80 | 97.5% | 2021-02-04 |
10706. | ARK (anandh2410) | 78.80 | 96% | 2015-09-18 |
10707. | Eicy (moreseicy) | 78.79 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
10708. | ICHIGONE (kaweeweeboy) | 78.79 | 95% | 2018-01-18 |
10709. | Hmanine (humanine) | 78.79 | 96.7% | 2023-10-18 |
10710. | Ethan (twizzlestorm) | 78.79 | 91% | 2016-12-09 |
10711. | Napol (narachat) | 78.79 | 95% | 2016-10-05 |
10712. | Lincoln (tentenclicker) | 78.79 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
10713. | Crackersontheshelf (taejung... | 78.79 | 96.9% | 2021-02-06 |
10714. | C (crlars91) | 78.79 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
10715. | Vietnamese Typer (cuongnvci... | 78.79 | 98% | 2016-11-15 |
10716. | Michael (sickwithit41197) | 78.78 | 96% | 2024-02-02 |
10717. | stardust (stardustmsp) | 78.78 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
10718. | Tarako (tarako003) | 78.78 | 99% | 2018-08-05 |
10719. | Abner (abnermtj) | 78.77 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
10720. | ROOZBEH (verybadboy) | 78.77 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |