As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7784. | Mark (piluncraeshgt) | 86.17 | 98% | 2018-09-29 |
7785. | PKRZ Bright Red Hats (doesi... | 86.17 | 96% | 2016-05-02 |
7786. | Ian (doughs) | 86.17 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
7787. | pogman (poggersman420) | 86.17 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
7788. | Varun (varun6) | 86.17 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
7789. | gob126 (gob126) | 86.16 | 93% | 2016-01-05 |
7790. | James (jamesarino) | 86.16 | 99% | 2019-02-13 |
7791. | dryan (dryannn) | 86.15 | 98% | 2024-02-06 |
7792. | Oof (fedoking) | 86.15 | 96.9% | 2023-11-10 |
7793. | Alan (erical77) | 86.15 | 99% | 2023-02-17 |
7794. | Jam (meetbol) | 86.14 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
7795. | speedguy1 (speedguy1) | 86.14 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
7796. | Ken Ji (kenjigan) | 86.14 | 96.7% | 2021-02-14 |
7797. | sk (skdreams) | 86.14 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
7798. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 86.14 | 92% | 2017-02-14 |
7799. | Mohnish (mmohnish) | 86.13 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
7800. | Naz (zdkraner) | 86.12 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
7801. | dZhei (dzhei98) | 86.12 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
7802. | mrlago (mrlago) | 86.12 | 95% | 2015-05-21 |
7803. | James Harper (jamesharper566) | 86.11 | 97.6% | 2023-11-01 |
7804. | Wind (orpiwind) | 86.11 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
7805. | Humm (syedhumza247) | 86.11 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
7806. | Jay (j_types) | 86.10 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
7807. | d haze (dhays116) | 86.10 | 96% | 2016-11-24 |
7808. | LPhil (philug) | 86.10 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
7809. | Tim (timcoe1) | 86.10 | 97% | 2016-01-21 |
7810. | Alexei (alexiedad) | 86.09 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
7811. | Mal (dastard_dave) | 86.09 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
7812. | Timothy (adral) | 86.09 | 98% | 2023-05-19 |
7813. | Kolya (iktm) | 86.09 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |