As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22234. | BR3ND4N (bjlaughs) | 45.48 | 88% | 2016-03-11 |
22235. | kdjaiel (nobody42) | 45.48 | 93% | 2022-02-22 |
22236. | Nik (nik91) | 45.47 | 92% | 2021-03-14 |
22237. | Tomppa (_tomppa7_) | 45.44 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
22238. | Swap (swap12875) | 45.44 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
22239. | aldrin (h3leo) | 45.44 | 95% | 2020-03-09 |
22240. | Duke (duke_cuckington69) | 45.43 | 91% | 2021-07-14 |
22241. | Joel (bilbo922) | 45.43 | 98% | 2016-11-04 |
22242. | AAA (tadpole_person) | 45.40 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
22243. | Emmanuel (ciscoswags) | 45.40 | 89% | 2016-08-17 |
22244. | TOAN (duc966) | 45.39 | 94% | 2021-08-31 |
22245. | Esmael (esmael_) | 45.39 | 92% | 2022-10-29 |
22246. | Phil (gunner_shents) | 45.39 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
22247. | Moritz (xp0s31d0nx99) | 45.38 | 94% | 2019-09-03 |
22248. | (`ー´) (seungwan) | 45.38 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
22249. | Mathew (traoremathew) | 45.38 | 94% | 2018-11-03 |
22250. | Necy (necypeepee) | 45.37 | 94% | 2021-01-20 |
22251. | X-WindTyper-X (windtyper91) | 45.37 | 96% | 2017-05-15 |
22252. | 大鳥 (mis123) | 45.37 | 90% | 2015-04-17 |
22253. | ManBear (manbrpg512) | 45.35 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
22254. | Eli (eiervonsatan) | 45.35 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
22255. | Alexander (flaxplaxtypes) | 45.34 | 93% | 2020-08-18 |
22256. | Jax (jax_steph) | 45.34 | 95% | 2020-05-12 |
22257. | khalil (khalilfa) | 45.34 | 94% | 2021-09-17 |
22258. | Peter (anonpc) | 45.34 | 91% | 2015-12-29 |
22259. | Shiro (fubukiiii) | 45.33 | 94% | 2022-02-01 |
22260. | David (barrard) | 45.33 | 94% | 2020-10-16 |
22261. | AYDONIS (aydonis) | 45.32 | 96.6% | 2021-03-02 |
22262. | ROHIT (rohitpawar) | 45.29 | 87% | 2017-04-05 |
22263. | QiQi (qiqi13) | 45.29 | 94% | 2015-06-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |