As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21156. | Henry (silentlycalm) | 50.74 | 95% | 2021-01-05 |
21157. | Gyalzen (g_sherpa) | 50.73 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
21158. | Owen (omuck) | 50.73 | 93% | 2021-01-18 |
21159. | berserker02 (berserker02) | 50.73 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
21160. | Milo (milo219) | 50.72 | 96% | 2023-06-14 |
21161. | A J (adityabj) | 50.72 | 93% | 2023-01-13 |
21162. | Aadarsh (aadarshmani) | 50.72 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
21163. | Hohos (wilsu) | 50.72 | 96% | 2019-05-28 |
21164. | RAGHU (raghu7889) | 50.72 | 91% | 2017-01-21 |
21165. | SachiN (sachin_gupta) | 50.72 | 89% | 2016-09-24 |
21166. | maaeab (moemenahmed) | 50.72 | 90% | 2016-03-31 |
21167. | Malek (malek_swagger) | 50.71 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
21168. | Yui (gameoutt) | 50.70 | 94.3% | 2021-02-17 |
21169. | Jakov (jakica5) | 50.69 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
21170. | Thanh (thucdon92) | 50.69 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
21171. | hay naku!! (toxicwaste) | 50.68 | 96% | 2019-06-29 |
21172. | Mike (mindjive) | 50.67 | 94% | 2015-09-26 |
21173. | praba (prabukick) | 50.67 | 94% | 2015-09-21 |
21174. | Peter (prsvillan) | 50.66 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
21175. | Lonely (lonely0hunter) | 50.66 | 97% | 2022-06-12 |
21176. | Sam (dom81) | 50.66 | 95% | 2015-04-20 |
21177. | Aji (ajimathew) | 50.64 | 95% | 2022-01-11 |
21178. | PoisonDart (poisondart) | 50.64 | 93.6% | 2021-02-25 |
21179. | Wieslaw (wieslawo) | 50.64 | 96% | 2017-02-12 |
21180. | Othman (othmanaldefer) | 50.63 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
21181. | express (express_productions) | 50.63 | 92.5% | 2021-02-05 |
21182. | Davide (deviltube98) | 50.62 | 96% | 2017-06-06 |
21183. | k (lumogas) | 50.62 | 89% | 2015-08-21 |
21184. | Franco (banco820) | 50.60 | 95% | 2020-10-22 |
21185. | Someone (paglagayok1999) | 50.60 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |