As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4851. | Brent (brentjones333) | 95.68 | 97% | 2015-04-28 |
4852. | Kevin (210w90k3) | 95.67 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
4853. | Borger (mmfborgar) | 95.66 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
4854. | N (nchung) | 95.65 | 97% | 2017-07-03 |
4855. | 100 (soulitzer3) | 95.65 | 96% | 2017-01-26 |
4856. | Kenny (kennychiwa) | 95.64 | 97% | 2023-12-31 |
4857. | Adam (sticknleaf) | 95.64 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
4858. | Zicheng (bin_laggin) | 95.64 | 98% | 2023-01-26 |
4859. | ßönßön® (bsamontinajr) | 95.64 | 98% | 2015-10-08 |
4860. | SteamingPileOfCowDung (stea... | 95.63 | 97% | 2015-05-15 |
4861. | Emily (sophy416) | 95.62 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
4862. | Michael (eronaile) | 95.62 | 97% | 2016-08-26 |
4863. | duncan (bobby29831) | 95.61 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
4864. | Anya (bonniebonbon) | 95.61 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
4865. | sidm (sidm) | 95.61 | 96% | 2016-03-10 |
4866. | Pavle (pajle) | 95.61 | 97% | 2018-03-30 |
4867. | Ryan (rockman829) | 95.60 | 96% | 2016-05-29 |
4868. | Marcy (melvindvorak2) | 95.60 | 98% | 2017-02-05 |
4869. | Jifabulix (jifabulix) | 95.59 | 98% | 2020-01-18 |
4870. | a (mb031) | 95.59 | 99% | 2020-07-12 |
4871. | Zak (zak_roger) | 95.58 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
4872. | (cubeyfantwo) | 95.58 | 95.9% | 2021-02-24 |
4873. | Ting (ting32) | 95.57 | 99% | 2017-12-22 |
4874. | typerforfun (typerforfun) | 95.56 | 99% | 2019-03-12 |
4875. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 95.56 | 97.7% | 2023-10-17 |
4876. | Bailey (bbrusca98) | 95.55 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
4877. | Katappa (sim007) | 95.55 | 98% | 2015-05-01 |
4878. | Dylan (dtg32148) | 95.54 | 97% | 2024-02-26 |
4879. | Louie (louie4825) | 95.54 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
4880. | CraeZ (craez_ee) | 95.52 | 92% | 2017-05-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |