As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15556. | Arman (148038) | 66.57 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
15557. | Timothy (timothyqwerty) | 66.57 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
15558. | dayman (gangbeast_21) | 66.57 | 95% | 2021-10-01 |
15559. | FamousPig (famouspig) | 66.57 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
15560. | Younus (younuskhan) | 66.57 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
15561. | Lord (lord_galopp) | 66.57 | 96% | 2016-12-01 |
15562. | Gabe (gabe90) | 66.57 | 93% | 2016-06-08 |
15563. | mg (mg500) | 66.57 | 89% | 2017-05-16 |
15564. | Sahil (skulltroxx) | 66.56 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
15565. | Miska (hylje5000) | 66.56 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
15566. | zondo (zondo2) | 66.56 | 95% | 2017-05-26 |
15567. | abhilash (lash_32768) | 66.55 | 92% | 2016-05-18 |
15568. | kektor (kektorkuan) | 66.55 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
15569. | Alx (alxkun_) | 66.55 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
15570. | unstableninja (unstableninja) | 66.55 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
15571. | Stephen (sasafras0818) | 66.55 | 89% | 2017-03-30 |
15572. | KPoke (kpoke) | 66.54 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
15573. | Juan (juan9900) | 66.54 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
15574. | Kayzee (kayzee007) | 66.54 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
15575. | Nungkha (nungkha) | 66.54 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
15576. | Joshua (sokubaku) | 66.54 | 95% | 2016-01-04 |
15577. | Matej (mattfid) | 66.54 | 98% | 2017-11-17 |
15578. | Douglas (torm3nted) | 66.53 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
15579. | parsa (parsa_ktz) | 66.53 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
15580. | Lloyd (aconfusedwalrus) | 66.53 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
15581. | Adi (unsio) | 66.52 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
15582. | Key (dirtyqwerty) | 66.52 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
15583. | ⌨️Dvorak (mister_dvorak) | 66.52 | 94% | 2022-12-17 |
15584. | Rafael (rollinblackout) | 66.52 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
15585. | Henn0871 (henn0871) | 66.52 | 86% | 2015-06-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |