As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5047. | A (furox) | 94.83 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
5048. | hailee (imeanokiguess) | 94.81 | 99% | 2021-06-08 |
5049. | holymoly (kajohnny) | 94.81 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
5050. | Jeff (jeffmartinedvan) | 94.81 | 97% | 2021-02-22 |
5051. | Darth (littleani) | 94.81 | 98% | 2016-05-06 |
5052. | Andrew (racingrazor) | 94.81 | 97% | 2017-02-01 |
5053. | Liu (jazzkey) | 94.80 | 98% | 2022-09-25 |
5054. | Aamill (aamill) | 94.79 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
5055. | Alcolopa (emilioelmurr) | 94.79 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
5056. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 94.79 | 97% | 2015-04-13 |
5057. | Giancarlo (gvald23) | 94.79 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
5058. | Zhadow (zhadowborn) | 94.79 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
5059. | Coffee (king_julian) | 94.78 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
5060. | Darren (darrrrrrr) | 94.78 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
5061. | Hunter (jasoncb805) | 94.77 | 99% | 2023-02-22 |
5062. | N (natejam) | 94.77 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
5063. | Ishaan (linger1109) | 94.76 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
5064. | David (dwang05) | 94.76 | 99% | 2021-03-26 |
5065. | Kyle (break_fast) | 94.76 | 98% | 2023-11-23 |
5066. | ava (lowmoya_dvorak) | 94.76 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
5067. | ahmed (thebeliever) | 94.76 | 97% | 2015-11-11 |
5068. | shahab (prince_s9) | 94.76 | 95% | 2016-03-23 |
5069. | ben (benart) | 94.74 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
5070. | Connor (connormccrickard) | 94.74 | 98% | 2023-07-20 |
5071. | racer32 (rac3mm4r) | 94.74 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
5072. | Solomann (kuttamma01) | 94.74 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
5073. | Joel (joel_kuhlberg12) | 94.73 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
5074. | Felicity (felicityjs) | 94.73 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
5075. | Stephen (brenns10) | 94.73 | 96% | 2017-12-28 |
5076. | javed (m.javediqbal51214@gm... | 94.73 | 96% | 2017-05-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |