As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8627. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 83.90 | 99% | 2016-08-30 |
8628. | Sebastian (ruuun) | 83.90 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
8629. | Quibz (white_fire) | 83.90 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
8630. | Melvin (melli06) | 83.89 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
8631. | ks (sempiedram) | 83.89 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
8632. | Irakli (iraklius) | 83.89 | 93% | 2016-02-28 |
8633. | Orphanhub (orphanhub) | 83.88 | 96.2% | 2023-10-31 |
8634. | ambrosia (ambrosia0) | 83.88 | 98% | 2023-09-06 |
8635. | Chowda (chowda) | 83.88 | 95% | 2021-05-12 |
8636. | Azzy (bluuu3) | 83.88 | 97% | 2017-09-30 |
8637. | Carroll (carrollshelby) | 83.88 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
8638. | Tyler (tythal) | 83.88 | 96% | 2019-07-29 |
8639. | Para (parad) | 83.87 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
8640. | Sean (speskin) | 83.87 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
8641. | Mayank (minkk777) | 83.87 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
8642. | Give me ice (givemeice) | 83.86 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
8643. | anant (incandanza) | 83.85 | 98% | 2023-07-22 |
8644. | hamic (hamic) | 83.85 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
8645. | Y3 (yyy333) | 83.85 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
8646. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 83.85 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
8647. | Bry (trixzter) | 83.85 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
8648. | Phillip (littlebigphil) | 83.85 | 98% | 2016-01-25 |
8649. | 🫐🌺Ruby (reuben_yeager) | 83.84 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
8650. | Gobind (meri_marzi) | 83.84 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
8651. | CarCubePanda (carcubepanda) | 83.84 | 99% | 2023-07-04 |
8652. | Aaron (pikachu3004) | 83.84 | 90% | 2016-04-24 |
8653. | Raf (edorableraf) | 83.83 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
8654. | Hassan (hamoro) | 83.83 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
8655. | Wei (wei_shen) | 83.83 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
8656. | Ha (tranluuha) | 83.83 | 98% | 2015-12-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |