As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7701. | JongYoon (jongq) | 86.54 | 97% | 2016-12-02 |
7702. | Harvey (harveydent1) | 86.54 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
7703. | Joeart (joeart) | 86.54 | 97% | 2017-10-16 |
7704. | Bibba (bibba27) | 86.53 | 96% | 2022-05-05 |
7705. | prox (proxisos) | 86.53 | 96% | 2020-06-17 |
7706. | Harvest (gearsoftheapparatus) | 86.53 | 97% | 2019-01-02 |
7707. | POOKR (pookr) | 86.53 | 98% | 2019-12-31 |
7708. | Dumby (cooh) | 86.53 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
7709. | Daniel (ludaniel) | 86.53 | 86% | 2016-03-23 |
7710. | Miguel (anckael) | 86.52 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
7711. | Tom (decoherence) | 86.52 | 97.5% | 2023-10-19 |
7712. | bananacake (bananacak3) | 86.52 | 96% | 2016-02-15 |
7713. | wrinkly (ballzak) | 86.51 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
7714. | Eric (cool_armadillo) | 86.51 | 99% | 2022-01-10 |
7715. | Trenten (guitars12) | 86.51 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
7716. | Zor (zorion) | 86.51 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
7717. | Ajax (abaddon431) | 86.50 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
7718. | Kate (larleek) | 86.50 | 98% | 2024-01-10 |
7719. | Waqar (john_counter) | 86.50 | 94% | 2015-11-25 |
7720. | Jeremiah (kikari) | 86.48 | 97% | 2017-02-16 |
7721. | Gelas Vajobeb (gelasvajobeb) | 86.48 | 95.6% | 2023-12-26 |
7722. | Winter (wintercolemak) | 86.48 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
7723. | Curtis (squirtlebomb) | 86.48 | 94% | 2015-10-17 |
7724. | Shashank (shashu1509) | 86.48 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
7725. | Gali (galitype) | 86.47 | 97% | 2022-05-27 |
7726. | Yuval (yuvalalfa) | 86.47 | 98% | 2020-05-24 |
7727. | Daniel (danpyq) | 86.47 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
7728. | Kaushik (yeswekey) | 86.46 | 94% | 2016-01-21 |
7729. | Evan (falterego) | 86.46 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
7730. | lukec4thebomb (lukec4thebomb) | 86.45 | 98% | 2022-10-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |