As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11828. | ben (benwang1) | 75.96 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
11829. | vedsai (vedsai) | 75.96 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
11830. | quoshi (quoshi) | 75.96 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
11831. | Andres (chorro73) | 75.95 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
11832. | Juice. (jambaj00s) | 75.95 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
11833. | The (thesaints) | 75.95 | 96% | 2016-02-11 |
11834. | Chase (chasechai) | 75.94 | 97.6% | 2023-09-27 |
11835. | PrfctMks (prfctmks) | 75.94 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
11836. | Callum (cal_a_mari) | 75.93 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
11837. | cj (stonewippen) | 75.93 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
11838. | I choke evrytiem (sandelius) | 75.93 | 97% | 2017-12-26 |
11839. | Japonizm (showhey0705) | 75.93 | 95% | 2016-08-12 |
11840. | Rachel (rachelthegiraffe) | 75.92 | 95% | 2015-10-20 |
11841. | Himanshu (pluto_ish) | 75.92 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
11842. | henny (palazartan) | 75.92 | 91% | 2016-02-17 |
11843. | Lior (lior8413) | 75.92 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
11844. | l (laciezhou) | 75.91 | 98% | 2024-01-14 |
11845. | Sama (parasite007) | 75.91 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
11846. | Chad (kraesh) | 75.91 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
11847. | Anel (anelbeads) | 75.90 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
11848. | Zoran (fresh99012) | 75.90 | 96% | 2015-09-14 |
11849. | Alec (whippasnappa) | 75.90 | 98% | 2018-05-04 |
11850. | 자이아 (jariahvue) | 75.89 | 97% | 2024-02-02 |
11851. | Thomas (tammis) | 75.89 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
11852. | Kuno (kunohami) | 75.89 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
11853. | andy (sushimomma) | 75.89 | 98% | 2017-11-16 |
11854. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 75.89 | 95% | 2016-12-02 |
11855. | Nathan (nat179) | 75.88 | 95% | 2022-04-12 |
11856. | Cesar (cvivas) | 75.88 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
11857. | Byunghyun (stringbottle) | 75.88 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |