As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17132. | William (willt07) | 62.46 | 96% | 2020-07-31 |
17133. | ig - @24FrameFilms (oscar30... | 62.46 | 94% | 2019-06-09 |
17134. | TNT92fin (tnt92fin) | 62.45 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
17135. | Ren (lunaren) | 62.45 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
17136. | Rach (rabecha) | 62.45 | 94% | 2015-12-06 |
17137. | Alex (sano7748) | 62.44 | 99% | 2017-09-27 |
17138. | Carson (carsonperl) | 62.44 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
17139. | Babblecat (babblecat) | 62.44 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
17140. | Plata O Plomo? (mylifeforne... | 62.44 | 96% | 2016-12-10 |
17141. | White (beast_5) | 62.44 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
17142. | Chrism4 (chrisman44) | 62.44 | 99% | 2017-07-24 |
17143. | Alok (euthaniser) | 62.43 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
17144. | Linus (mrtuxg) | 62.43 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
17145. | Matrix (matri) | 62.43 | 95% | 2019-12-12 |
17146. | Patryk (b0ltzmannbrain) | 62.42 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
17147. | Scott (1159) | 62.42 | 89% | 2016-10-13 |
17148. | TetraVoltX (wing_x) | 62.41 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
17149. | Sunena (incia2210) | 62.41 | 98% | 2016-04-22 |
17150. | Solar (kngrichard) | 62.41 | 96% | 2017-02-03 |
17151. | Dragonox (dragonox) | 62.40 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
17152. | Sam (jeff_the_pickle) | 62.40 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
17153. | Donie (el_donie) | 62.39 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
17154. | Minh (minido) | 62.39 | 98% | 2017-06-23 |
17155. | Guest (cromernova) | 62.39 | 95% | 2022-04-28 |
17156. | Krowdy (krowdy) | 62.39 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
17157. | Steven (steven_s) | 62.39 | 97% | 2015-04-21 |
17158. | Rohit (rohit_lee) | 62.39 | 98% | 2016-01-17 |
17159. | Kyle (kstrozin) | 62.39 | 92% | 2017-01-02 |
17160. | Jy (jyyyyy) | 62.39 | 96% | 2019-01-30 |
17161. | Daniel (kool_beenz) | 62.38 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |