As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11277. | NoDust__ (nodust) | 77.15 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
11278. | Jed (erictheodore) | 77.15 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
11279. | F (rotfrukten) | 77.15 | 87% | 2016-01-17 |
11280. | Victor (vctrku1) | 77.15 | 98% | 2016-06-20 |
11281. | B.Gettin'It (bgettinit) | 77.15 | 99% | 2016-02-17 |
11282. | Doink (doink02) | 77.13 | 99% | 2021-07-08 |
11283. | mm (smsa5000) | 77.13 | 99% | 2021-03-10 |
11284. | Pho (phobreze) | 77.12 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
11285. | SFJ (sergioferrazjr) | 77.12 | 96% | 2017-06-21 |
11286. | Sandis (sandiss10) | 77.11 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
11287. | Colin (coolcolinxyz) | 77.11 | 96.1% | 2021-02-20 |
11288. | Ludfjig (ludfjig) | 77.11 | 93% | 2016-11-03 |
11289. | Tricko (patpamplona) | 77.11 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
11290. | Ville (vikonen) | 77.10 | 96% | 2015-06-14 |
11291. | Colemak (colemakschlick) | 77.10 | 98% | 2016-06-27 |
11292. | Nani (karlord) | 77.10 | 95% | 2018-05-31 |
11293. | ali (199901) | 77.09 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
11294. | Peepee (michael_oxlong1) | 77.09 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
11295. | Toastie (tjmck) | 77.09 | 94% | 2016-02-23 |
11296. | sheeeesh (nochili) | 77.09 | 97% | 2021-02-05 |
11297. | KAPIL ARORA (kap123) | 77.09 | 95% | 2015-09-07 |
11298. | Das (dastony1311) | 77.09 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
11299. | Dig (digbo) | 77.09 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
11300. | buynaa (kamikaze0612) | 77.08 | 96% | 2023-02-14 |
11301. | Saurabh (saurabh007) | 77.08 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
11302. | Angelina (noangelinano) | 77.08 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
11303. | Alan (affectedmelon) | 77.08 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
11304. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 77.08 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
11305. | Phlop (ezrahuntings) | 77.07 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
11306. | beatrace (beatrace21) | 77.07 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |