As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
6256. | Benjamin (benjaminjam) | 90.74 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
6257. | Magnus (magicbane) | 90.74 | 93% | 2016-05-16 |
6258. | Lazy (lazytcup) | 90.73 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
6259. | Elizabeth (elizabethwei) | 90.73 | 99% | 2020-08-26 |
6260. | Lewis (znake) | 90.73 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
6261. | SSim (swain_simon) | 90.72 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
6262. | Mehmed (gigaxel) | 90.72 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
6263. | Bobokin (bookin123) | 90.72 | 98% | 2019-11-26 |
6264. | Golden (golden99) | 90.71 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
6265. | Nguyen (rainfall1611) | 90.71 | 98% | 2022-01-26 |
6266. | Finn (omnicat) | 90.70 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
6267. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 90.70 | 99% | 2023-02-01 |
6268. | THE KID (nschattner) | 90.70 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
6269. | Paul (revolt12) | 90.70 | 94% | 2016-02-20 |
6270. | Veggie Fries (a6yearold) | 90.70 | 96% | 2016-04-27 |
6271. | AvoPi (avopi) | 90.70 | 93% | 2016-01-07 |
6272. | Eobard (abdouhamel) | 90.69 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
6273. | Joe (alux) | 90.69 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
6274. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 90.69 | 98% | 2023-12-27 |
6275. | Cal (cparrsky) | 90.69 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
6276. | Kalo (kalo) | 90.69 | 95% | 2015-05-25 |
6277. | Cary Zhang (vrozone) | 90.68 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
6278. | Joe (jhoeeee) | 90.68 | 98% | 2023-06-08 |
6279. | Steven (stervel) | 90.68 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
6280. | Giorgi (0_alien) | 90.68 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
6281. | Jay (dageniusjay) | 90.67 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
6282. | Timothy (kadisontsh) | 90.67 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
6283. | jude (jude17) | 90.67 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
6284. | FC980C (zonata) | 90.67 | 98% | 2019-01-20 |
6285. | Gregorius (apocvalkyrie) | 90.67 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |