As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4996. | qqeji (qqeji) | 94.97 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
4997. | Troy (troyvimala) | 94.96 | 91% | 2017-01-18 |
4998. | kajuna (kajuna) | 94.96 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
4999. | Eugene (entilaren) | 94.96 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
5000. | Desi (desimunda) | 94.96 | 93% | 2016-05-19 |
5001. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 94.95 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
5002. | vinni (vinniwooh) | 94.95 | 92% | 2016-02-27 |
5003. | Sotonation (akatrell) | 94.94 | 97% | 2016-10-20 |
5004. | hunt and peck (atypicalguy) | 94.94 | 98% | 2017-01-23 |
5005. | kenneth (tenick) | 94.92 | 99% | 2021-11-21 |
5006. | jazzy (jazzy_trojan) | 94.92 | 99% | 2021-08-22 |
5007. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 94.92 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
5008. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 94.92 | 95% | 2016-03-12 |
5009. | 🐛 (san_eatonio) | 94.91 | 99% | 2020-09-20 |
5010. | Kunal (sisforsalt) | 94.91 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
5011. | Flame (nguyen1ng) | 94.91 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
5012. | Dante (r4bbitz) | 94.90 | 98.6% | 2023-10-13 |
5013. | laza (lazaabt) | 94.90 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
5014. | Kade (kadok) | 94.90 | 99% | 2023-05-16 |
5015. | tonyh88 (tonyh88) | 94.90 | 98% | 2024-01-14 |
5016. | JohnsDog (johnsdog) | 94.89 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
5017. | Bea (libbearator) | 94.89 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
5018. | anawar (anawarawm) | 94.89 | 92% | 2015-06-19 |
5019. | Someone (dipity) | 94.88 | 96% | 2023-08-06 |
5020. | Wriffle (wriffle) | 94.88 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
5021. | Blefas (blefas9) | 94.88 | 96.8% | 2021-02-15 |
5022. | Sarves (xmemestar420) | 94.88 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
5023. | heclord (heclord) | 94.88 | 98% | 2023-07-10 |
5024. | Andre (myagmea) | 94.88 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
5025. | Jason (jasonbetterthanyouall) | 94.87 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |