As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20490. | chiho312000 (chiho312000) | 53.01 | 95% | 2019-08-29 |
20491. | Kiah (ooncha) | 53.01 | 94% | 2019-01-01 |
20492. | Rixt (rixtg) | 53.00 | 95% | 2022-01-30 |
20493. | yogesh (yogipapu15) | 53.00 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
20494. | Swift (anuj000032) | 53.00 | 95% | 2021-03-06 |
20495. | Mark (marklwembe) | 53.00 | 94% | 2021-05-21 |
20496. | mio (miodec) | 53.00 | 95% | 2017-01-12 |
20497. | killer (killerz4564) | 52.99 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
20498. | Duffy (duffylam) | 52.99 | 95% | 2023-09-06 |
20499. | Subrajeet (subrajeet) | 52.98 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
20500. | J (jairo_113) | 52.98 | 95% | 2023-06-10 |
20501. | Kareem (kareemshehata) | 52.98 | 94% | 2022-05-06 |
20502. | Abhyudaya (abhyudaya) | 52.98 | 95% | 2021-05-11 |
20503. | Tukanoo (tukano) | 52.98 | 97.7% | 2021-02-01 |
20504. | AntonioMacaronio (antonio_m... | 52.98 | 94% | 2019-06-20 |
20505. | BaltazarSponge (aretu) | 52.98 | 97% | 2018-01-15 |
20506. | Jacnor00 (jacnor00) | 52.96 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
20507. | Aidan (jfsport) | 52.96 | 94% | 2020-10-18 |
20508. | Jasmine (jasmiinee) | 52.96 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
20509. | cc (catttttt) | 52.96 | 91% | 2016-01-02 |
20510. | AJIT (ajit59) | 52.95 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
20511. | Waters (waters_typesquicklol) | 52.95 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
20512. | Mamoud (mahmoudd) | 52.95 | 98% | 2017-02-09 |
20513. | pp (pper114) | 52.94 | 94% | 2022-11-25 |
20514. | ColeMacca (weenyboi) | 52.94 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
20515. | Nick (nuccolas) | 52.94 | 93% | 2021-01-21 |
20516. | Dorian (dddoriannn) | 52.94 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
20517. | qubeer (qubeer) | 52.94 | 95% | 2015-06-09 |
20518. | Aivi (aivimujono) | 52.94 | 96% | 2016-02-07 |
20519. | aslipapa (vision007) | 52.93 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |