As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12815. | IndianVanMan (indian_van_man) | 73.44 | 96% | 2020-03-28 |
12816. | Kaitlyn (milkweed) | 73.44 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
12817. | chunchunmaru (mr_mystery4896) | 73.44 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
12818. | Logan (lowgunnz) | 73.43 | 93% | 2016-01-12 |
12819. | Alexandr (alex13an) | 73.42 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
12820. | NahFam (thekojiman) | 73.42 | 96% | 2018-09-28 |
12821. | Lindsay (math314) | 73.41 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
12822. | Elijah (xeumz) | 73.41 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
12823. | tstats[faiz_legend] (faiz_l... | 73.41 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
12824. | Angelos (free_4_rides) | 73.41 | 95% | 2022-06-14 |
12825. | Adamskei (adamskei) | 73.41 | 89% | 2017-03-03 |
12826. | Erlend (gphoton) | 73.41 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
12827. | Eric (majesticmushroom) | 73.41 | 95% | 2018-08-23 |
12828. | Mykhailo (mishok) | 73.41 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
12829. | Caesar (techguru94) | 73.41 | 96% | 2016-06-02 |
12830. | Freedom (employ) | 73.41 | 99% | 2017-07-01 |
12831. | 👻 (james7890) | 73.40 | 91% | 2016-10-29 |
12832. | DaanPower! (daanpower) | 73.40 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
12833. | Vu (vu_truong) | 73.40 | 97% | 2020-08-15 |
12834. | John (j0hnt) | 73.40 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
12835. | Herozaic (herozaic) | 73.39 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
12836. | TRUMP (tiepin) | 73.39 | 97.3% | 2021-01-31 |
12837. | Jacob (jsmith182) | 73.39 | 96% | 2016-04-25 |
12838. | ⛈️ (xinan) | 73.39 | 94% | 2015-12-07 |
12839. | Pirapat (pirapatqwe) | 73.39 | 85% | 2016-06-01 |
12840. | Suman (grgsuman) | 73.39 | 92% | 2016-03-15 |
12841. | Joshua (deltawolffe) | 73.38 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
12842. | gmoney (gmann321) | 73.37 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
12843. | Isaac (isaacgull02) | 73.37 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
12844. | Ernesto (lordernest) | 73.37 | 93% | 2016-05-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |