As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13889. | Exsuz (exsuz) | 70.66 | 96% | 2023-02-22 |
13890. | PeriodicHAiL (periodichail) | 70.66 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
13891. | tstats[prashik0] (prashik0) | 70.66 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
13892. | Miya (miyuni) | 70.66 | 98% | 2016-08-30 |
13893. | John Patrick (aboxthetyper) | 70.65 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
13894. | MoDangled (modangled) | 70.65 | 96% | 2018-05-11 |
13895. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 70.65 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
13896. | Avery (averymorty) | 70.65 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
13897. | Alice (alice_guo) | 70.65 | 93% | 2015-04-16 |
13898. | ABC (minjune) | 70.64 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
13899. | Sabbir (sabbir_ahsan) | 70.64 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
13900. | Niki (niki1627) | 70.64 | 98% | 2021-02-14 |
13901. | Hisham (hisham_m) | 70.63 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
13902. | Lazyteam (lazyteam) | 70.62 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
13903. | Sagittarius (deelicious) | 70.62 | 94% | 2015-04-30 |
13904. | Maki (lookitsmaki) | 70.62 | 94% | 2015-06-24 |
13905. | Mezor (mezor) | 70.61 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
13906. | Kaiser69 (kaiser69) | 70.61 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
13907. | tstats[xander360] (xander360) | 70.61 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
13908. | Erik (pepegacharge009) | 70.61 | 95% | 2022-12-23 |
13909. | Robbie (radion) | 70.61 | 97% | 2019-08-25 |
13910. | Julian (inferno2332) | 70.61 | 91% | 2015-11-13 |
13911. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 70.60 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
13912. | Robert (481422) | 70.60 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
13913. | chapterxv (fatestaynite) | 70.60 | 99% | 2021-01-21 |
13914. | Md Saim (saimahmad) | 70.60 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
13915. | Kevin (ksantos21) | 70.60 | 96% | 2016-12-04 |
13916. | tstats[alex9597] (alex9597) | 70.59 | 97% | 2023-09-05 |
13917. | Katherine (doylesgirl73) | 70.59 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
13918. | Jorge (jfgf11) | 70.59 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |