As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4090. | Joao (fl4shbangpt) | 98.59 | 98% | 2018-02-10 |
4091. | uwusenpai (snipezthrice) | 98.59 | 98% | 2021-07-08 |
4092. | kenny (speedygonzalez18) | 98.59 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
4093. | FiveAces (fiveaces) | 98.58 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
4094. | atobansitoh (atobansitoh) | 98.58 | 90% | 2016-11-23 |
4095. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 98.58 | 97% | 2016-10-11 |
4096. | Phenoz (phenotypes) | 98.57 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
4097. | Sami (codebro) | 98.57 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
4098. | CJ (quantum_boi) | 98.57 | 99% | 2023-08-28 |
4099. | Sweet Wort (sweetwort) | 98.57 | 99% | 2021-12-14 |
4100. | Bradon (safij) | 98.57 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
4101. | Thomas (smuv) | 98.57 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
4102. | Jandre (jandre1028) | 98.57 | 98.2% | 2021-02-16 |
4103. | Dux (duxviii) | 98.56 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
4104. | barrack (mr_sandwich1871) | 98.56 | 96% | 2024-01-08 |
4105. | Clinton (annor) | 98.56 | 97% | 2016-04-15 |
4106. | Todd (jeez560) | 98.55 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
4107. | Gaurav (hisdudeness) | 98.55 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
4108. | Chloro (chlorowins) | 98.54 | 97% | 2019-06-16 |
4109. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 98.54 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
4110. | lews~ (lews) | 98.54 | 92% | 2015-09-24 |
4111. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 98.53 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
4112. | Anth (anthboss) | 98.52 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
4113. | Workbean (workbean) | 98.52 | 87% | 2015-04-27 |
4114. | Alan (alanfortlink) | 98.52 | 98.4% | 2021-02-15 |
4115. | Tin (iku_nagae) | 98.51 | 93% | 2016-06-02 |
4116. | Judge Holden (judgeholden) | 98.51 | 97% | 2016-10-11 |
4117. | Ben (benjaminfox101) | 98.50 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
4118. | Shawn (frezna) | 98.50 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
4119. | Simon (sivara) | 98.50 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |