As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16425. | Amaranath (amaranathfodcgisl) | 64.53 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
16426. | carl (captain_deadpooooool) | 64.53 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
16427. | Rajesh (raj10) | 64.53 | 92% | 2016-08-15 |
16428. | Vishaldeep (vishaldhaliwal) | 64.52 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
16429. | KoolaidX (koolaidxx) | 64.51 | 96.1% | 2023-11-27 |
16430. | pop (f1shmann) | 64.51 | 95% | 2020-08-05 |
16431. | Donkquixote (donkquixote) | 64.51 | 97% | 2016-08-03 |
16432. | Billy (super1ha1) | 64.51 | 93% | 2016-07-31 |
16433. | Daniel (stbdang) | 64.50 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
16434. | Filip (t1lt) | 64.50 | 94% | 2017-09-29 |
16435. | Martyn (husseybear) | 64.49 | 96% | 2016-10-01 |
16436. | Palestine_Will_Be_Free (arn... | 64.49 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
16437. | Petr (jezour) | 64.49 | 97% | 2017-06-11 |
16438. | Nate (ricecakesss) | 64.49 | 95% | 2021-03-11 |
16439. | Michael (miwinn) | 64.49 | 96.8% | 2021-01-30 |
16440. | Cian (lagnic) | 64.49 | 91% | 2016-04-03 |
16441. | Virus (virusinmotion) | 64.48 | 96% | 2022-07-01 |
16442. | Prabuddha (learning2type1414) | 64.48 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
16443. | joprince (joprince) | 64.48 | 91% | 2016-05-11 |
16444. | Radmehr Abdollahi (sinecosine) | 64.48 | 96% | 2023-10-12 |
16445. | Alfred (himy123) | 64.48 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
16446. | Ron (ronincognito) | 64.48 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
16447. | Yves (ycyves) | 64.48 | 96% | 2018-02-22 |
16448. | Col Forbin (col_forbin) | 64.47 | 96% | 2023-06-12 |
16449. | Kabir (chi_bear) | 64.47 | 95% | 2019-09-02 |
16450. | XXX (pitago) | 64.47 | 94% | 2015-10-27 |
16451. | gegessen (gegessen) | 64.46 | 94% | 2021-10-08 |
16452. | Seth (thefoxarmy) | 64.46 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
16453. | Zhijian (zliangal) | 64.46 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
16454. | Dan (thefinalgetsuga) | 64.46 | 95% | 2016-10-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |