As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22694. | sanjay (sk_mahto) | 41.96 | 98.2% | 2021-02-07 |
22695. | Zet (hao_0207) | 41.94 | 95% | 2022-05-01 |
22696. | Dima (dimat) | 41.94 | 95.7% | 2023-10-22 |
22697. | John (juicyslug) | 41.93 | 94% | 2017-08-14 |
22698. | AgiTokky (agitokkydongsan) | 41.93 | 93% | 2018-01-10 |
22699. | Ankit Kumar (sleepcreeper) | 41.92 | 92% | 2022-09-25 |
22700. | Simón (simon423alvarez) | 41.92 | 94% | 2021-04-15 |
22701. | NEKROME2.0 (nekrometwo) | 41.91 | 94% | 2021-03-18 |
22702. | Monty (monty_is_the_king) | 41.90 | 94% | 2023-09-03 |
22703. | amr (amoor_99) | 41.90 | 92% | 2018-12-17 |
22704. | Paige (pfernandes_) | 41.88 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
22705. | Arif (areyf) | 41.87 | 92% | 2021-08-05 |
22706. | Ahmad (1cecream) | 41.86 | 93% | 2022-05-26 |
22707. | typing guy (that_one_chip) | 41.81 | 92% | 2021-03-28 |
22708. | Amit (ak89692) | 41.80 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
22709. | Mason (luvmasxn) | 41.79 | 96% | 2021-11-17 |
22710. | Asami (higashidea) | 41.78 | 85% | 2016-08-03 |
22711. | I have a life (firedabossman) | 41.77 | 94% | 2021-02-18 |
22712. | Mikey (rctyogo) | 41.76 | 95% | 2019-01-27 |
22713. | Rachael (fleefloop) | 41.75 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
22714. | Matthew (fritomatt) | 41.74 | 94% | 2021-02-23 |
22715. | Bekzat (bekzat_abdikarimov) | 41.71 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
22716. | Patrick (patisawesomein1) | 41.71 | 92% | 2016-01-07 |
22717. | Salgi (adrs) | 41.71 | 89% | 2016-09-05 |
22718. | le (demitwo) | 41.69 | 92% | 2022-04-15 |
22719. | Wai Yon (ravesplash) | 41.68 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
22720. | fahriirza (fahriirza) | 41.68 | 79% | 2016-07-21 |
22721. | Omar (samura1) | 41.67 | 91% | 2020-11-13 |
22722. | Gabriel (coldomamadaqua) | 41.66 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
22723. | Azriel (azriel_) | 41.66 | 95% | 2023-04-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |