As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
10364. | mt005 (mt005) | 79.61 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
10365. | ♠Homer (pimpelkram) | 79.61 | 99% | 2015-10-19 |
10366. | Matthew (mattkim217) | 79.61 | 92% | 2016-11-30 |
10367. | hash (mskpyn) | 79.60 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
10368. | Gaspar (gaspimienta) | 79.60 | 96% | 2021-10-23 |
10369. | Avi (avi_ouro) | 79.60 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
10370. | Miloš (br4nk) | 79.60 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
10371. | Charkz (charkz) | 79.60 | 94% | 2017-01-04 |
10372. | André (kreuzfeld) | 79.60 | 96% | 2016-01-19 |
10373. | John (naverstop123) | 79.59 | 90% | 2016-04-09 |
10374. | Ashish (ashishhh) | 79.59 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
10375. | rawdog (rawdogriley) | 79.58 | 99% | 2024-03-12 |
10376. | Semanta (the_who) | 79.58 | 99% | 2022-08-12 |
10377. | cheruiyot (son_of_man) | 79.58 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
10378. | Jason (typingdoge) | 79.58 | 94% | 2017-01-08 |
10379. | JuniperBlossom (juniperblos... | 79.58 | 99% | 2016-09-27 |
10380. | Bob (justawynaut) | 79.57 | 98% | 2018-03-05 |
10381. | Brett (megahash) | 79.57 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
10382. | somethingsomething (datpotato) | 79.57 | 99% | 2018-05-01 |
10383. | Samir (wickedl4ndo) | 79.57 | 95% | 2023-03-28 |
10384. | Cres (crespear) | 79.57 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
10385. | Ryan (ryan81399) | 79.57 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
10386. | Jason (jasonfrazure) | 79.57 | 96% | 2016-01-15 |
10387. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 79.57 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
10388. | A (andrewg124) | 79.56 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
10389. | lRaml (lsomeonel) | 79.56 | 98% | 2020-08-15 |
10390. | Swaraj (swarajpande4) | 79.56 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
10391. | Luffy (niloy2k76) | 79.56 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
10392. | Ixbalanke (ixbalanke) | 79.56 | 100% | 2016-05-24 |
10393. | Sophia (littleasiankid8) | 79.55 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |