As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8912. | RoaringPolar (roaringpolar2) | 83.23 | 96% | 2023-11-30 |
8913. | Ricardo (poiupoiuuiopuiop) | 83.23 | 95% | 2022-10-04 |
8914. | Rustam (rustam687) | 83.23 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
8915. | nancy (wasteoftime) | 83.23 | 95% | 2016-01-28 |
8916. | ALED (elassyo) | 83.22 | 98% | 2022-03-26 |
8917. | Pasang (irex124) | 83.22 | 97% | 2024-03-08 |
8918. | nyatto (hhu94) | 83.22 | 97% | 2016-05-02 |
8919. | Nasir (nasirkabir) | 83.22 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
8920. | Ae (aezharhu) | 83.21 | 97% | 2022-10-15 |
8921. | typinggawd (brandon934) | 83.21 | 96% | 2021-05-13 |
8922. | Macguir (macguir) | 83.21 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
8923. | chette (erichette) | 83.21 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
8924. | Gokul (_envy_) | 83.21 | 97% | 2022-11-27 |
8925. | Tong (tongvu) | 83.21 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
8926. | Shroudy (senthasiddu) | 83.21 | 99% | 2018-04-17 |
8927. | unknownstuffs (unknownstuffs) | 83.21 | 96% | 2017-11-13 |
8928. | Fieldy (fieldy) | 83.20 | 89% | 2016-12-02 |
8929. | Galatia (xisnyang) | 83.20 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
8930. | Caleb (keyslayer17) | 83.20 | 96% | 2016-09-27 |
8931. | Miles (hauskaz) | 83.20 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
8932. | Tengkleng (tengkleng) | 83.19 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
8933. | Ygor (migore) | 83.19 | 97% | 2015-06-08 |
8934. | Mozammel (mozammel) | 83.19 | 96% | 2016-03-04 |
8935. | Mo (mosidhom) | 83.18 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
8936. | bryan (forzemi) | 83.18 | 95% | 2023-04-06 |
8937. | JY (jy82828) | 83.17 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
8938. | ariel (borginer) | 83.17 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
8939. | Hsl (hsl5047) | 83.16 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
8940. | Garvit (noneed123) | 83.16 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
8941. | punit (thakelatyper) | 83.16 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |