As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6054. | Sean (seanomoric) | 91.31 | 97% | 2016-05-22 |
6055. | Monte Carlo (polishtyper) | 91.31 | 95% | 2015-06-24 |
6056. | Leah (liah2010) | 91.31 | 95% | 2017-06-27 |
6057. | Dom (dominicg99) | 91.30 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
6058. | flux (xmeepxebolax) | 91.30 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
6059. | DoDo (ayanidle) | 91.29 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
6060. | greed (greedthelazy) | 91.29 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
6061. | A (kmos) | 91.29 | 99% | 2021-05-02 |
6062. | Justin (joostinchang) | 91.28 | 97% | 2018-12-28 |
6063. | Alvex (gr_alvex) | 91.28 | 99% | 2016-10-14 |
6064. | Silfir (silfir) | 91.27 | 98% | 2017-12-05 |
6065. | Kenneth (godfetus) | 91.27 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
6066. | flaming (zbloom) | 91.27 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
6067. | ethan (ethansaccount) | 91.26 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
6068. | ReDyrme (redyrme) | 91.26 | 94% | 2016-04-20 |
6069. | Mata (dragon261) | 91.26 | 96% | 2016-07-05 |
6070. | Vities (vities) | 91.25 | 96% | 2018-05-30 |
6071. | Horny (bigben223) | 91.25 | 98% | 2021-11-21 |
6072. | Azerty 0w0 (benz_) | 91.25 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
6073. | Ramses (boinkey) | 91.25 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
6074. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 91.25 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
6075. | Ryo (falcon5525) | 91.25 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
6076. | Robert (jstlink) | 91.25 | 94% | 2016-03-22 |
6077. | Audric (audriccl) | 91.25 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
6078. | Kaylee (kaycamper19) | 91.24 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
6079. | Jesse (sarrod) | 91.24 | 96.7% | 2023-09-25 |
6080. | PuKing (highestheaven) | 91.24 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
6081. | projectfupagain (projectfup... | 91.24 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
6082. | darkasmysoul (mac_black) | 91.24 | 96% | 2018-08-31 |
6083. | Theroarx (theroarx) | 91.24 | 98% | 2022-11-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |