As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11929. | Elliot (privateplague) | 75.61 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
11930. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 75.61 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
11931. | Antti (jormala) | 75.61 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
11932. | yixuan (ixuan) | 75.61 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
11933. | Sky (daydreamsky) | 75.60 | 95% | 2024-01-10 |
11934. | Divya (divya_16) | 75.60 | 99% | 2021-12-27 |
11935. | Jay (jaythegoon) | 75.60 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
11936. | guy (zagu) | 75.60 | 96% | 2023-09-17 |
11937. | TABY! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (pa... | 75.60 | 96% | 2017-08-24 |
11938. | JankLööps (qu4n7umz) | 75.59 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
11939. | writing.com (rhodafeet) | 75.59 | 100% | 2016-02-27 |
11940. | DK (dkagustin) | 75.59 | 95% | 2015-08-05 |
11941. | Klunky (liamrob) | 75.58 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
11942. | Stentor (stesanor) | 75.58 | 96% | 2017-02-27 |
11943. | Matthew (mattisdabomb77) | 75.57 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
11944. | Dios (gembili666) | 75.56 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
11945. | Tiger (tiger_l) | 75.55 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
11946. | Dinil (racer1999) | 75.55 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
11947. | Haezal (ezal_epy) | 75.55 | 96% | 2016-03-22 |
11948. | Guan Ying (modusoperand) | 75.55 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
11949. | Tangent (mrtangent) | 75.54 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
11950. | Sebastian (senisch) | 75.54 | 91% | 2015-09-23 |
11951. | Jonke (zoomboombang) | 75.53 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
11952. | MekPavit (mekpavit) | 75.53 | 95.4% | 2021-02-17 |
11953. | RabbitTone (rabbittone) | 75.52 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
11954. | DREAMER7 (dreamer7) | 75.52 | 100% | 2015-06-14 |
11955. | Fugacity (fugacity) | 75.52 | 95% | 2017-05-08 |
11956. | Charlie (fineko) | 75.51 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
11957. | thanhmy3love (thanhmy3love) | 75.51 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
11958. | Colin (cmothersead) | 75.51 | 98% | 2023-07-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |