As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5804. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 92.32 | 98% | 2015-08-09 |
5805. | TasteOfCancer (tasteofcancer) | 92.31 | 98.4% | 2023-12-28 |
5806. | Victor (pikachunks) | 92.31 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
5807. | tstats[wscieklykasztan] (ws... | 92.31 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
5808. | Virtuoso™ (gkarthick) | 92.31 | 100% | 2022-12-21 |
5809. | Alex (yo_boy_jesus) | 92.30 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
5810. | Dave (infiltratingtree) | 92.30 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
5811. | Radleigh (antiviro) | 92.30 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
5812. | Ro (lasro) | 92.29 | 98% | 2024-02-21 |
5813. | Psychism (psychism) | 92.29 | 99% | 2022-04-02 |
5814. | Chez (chezdude) | 92.29 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
5815. | T0ooony (t0ooony) | 92.27 | 97% | 2024-03-05 |
5816. | lizzy (blue08) | 92.27 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
5817. | sammy (sammysosa151) | 92.27 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
5818. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 92.27 | 99% | 2016-02-29 |
5819. | Karan Jain (karanjain18) | 92.27 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
5820. | Stan (peppawutz) | 92.26 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
5821. | py (pytech) | 92.26 | 98.6% | 2023-10-31 |
5822. | Evan (wrongsandwich) | 92.26 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
5823. | Eujean (eujean) | 92.26 | 98% | 2018-10-21 |
5824. | neruねる💫 (properfinge... | 92.26 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
5825. | I (excelsiate) | 92.26 | 93% | 2016-03-05 |
5826. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 92.25 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
5827. | Sean (xxsonicxx) | 92.25 | 97% | 2015-11-21 |
5828. | Sam (realsamxu) | 92.25 | 99% | 2019-08-09 |
5829. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 92.25 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
5830. | Ct (ct2020) | 92.24 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
5831. | Ron (ronald2) | 92.24 | 100% | 2015-06-04 |
5832. | Micaherl (sunsoutbunsout) | 92.24 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
5833. | Will (wgomez1025) | 92.24 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |