As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12751. | Glitch (issaglitch) | 73.47 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
12752. | superapple3 (ayushmaan) | 73.47 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
12753. | ATRAN (atranhehe) | 73.47 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
12754. | Viishied (viishied) | 73.47 | 94% | 2015-10-16 |
12755. | kraken (pronto1) | 73.46 | 95% | 2022-11-11 |
12756. | Lyric (lyric39) | 73.46 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
12757. | Omar (decapod) | 73.46 | 98% | 2018-05-07 |
12758. | Super (supergen) | 73.46 | 95% | 2015-07-08 |
12759. | David (cpnheals) | 73.45 | 95% | 2017-02-01 |
12760. | Jacob (zeidler) | 73.45 | 91% | 2016-02-14 |
12761. | IndianVanMan (indian_van_man) | 73.44 | 96% | 2020-03-28 |
12762. | Kaitlyn (milkweed) | 73.44 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
12763. | chunchunmaru (mr_mystery4896) | 73.44 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
12764. | Logan (lowgunnz) | 73.43 | 93% | 2016-01-12 |
12765. | Alexandr (alex13an) | 73.42 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
12766. | NahFam (thekojiman) | 73.42 | 96% | 2018-09-28 |
12767. | Lindsay (math314) | 73.41 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
12768. | Elijah (xeumz) | 73.41 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
12769. | tstats[faiz_legend] (faiz_l... | 73.41 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
12770. | Angelos (free_4_rides) | 73.41 | 95% | 2022-06-14 |
12771. | Adamskei (adamskei) | 73.41 | 89% | 2017-03-03 |
12772. | Erlend (gphoton) | 73.41 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
12773. | Eric (majesticmushroom) | 73.41 | 95% | 2018-08-23 |
12774. | Mykhailo (mishok) | 73.41 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
12775. | Caesar (techguru94) | 73.41 | 96% | 2016-06-02 |
12776. | Freedom (employ) | 73.41 | 99% | 2017-07-01 |
12777. | 👻 (james7890) | 73.40 | 91% | 2016-10-29 |
12778. | DaanPower! (daanpower) | 73.40 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
12779. | Vu (vu_truong) | 73.40 | 97% | 2020-08-15 |
12780. | John (j0hnt) | 73.40 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |