As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20984. | CrashRAcer1 (crashracer1) | 51.27 | 94% | 2022-06-18 |
20985. | Velonik (velonik_12) | 51.27 | 94% | 2021-06-26 |
20986. | Jovani (jovina) | 51.27 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
20987. | Nich (squiddyjohnlong) | 51.27 | 96% | 2019-03-27 |
20988. | Denford (setnicknameto) | 51.26 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
20989. | Chirp (chirpflewgone) | 51.26 | 99% | 2021-09-22 |
20990. | Jackson (wakeywaky) | 51.26 | 95% | 2019-05-01 |
20991. | eh (patricklie) | 51.26 | 92% | 2020-08-10 |
20992. | starvig (thomshi) | 51.25 | 95% | 2019-01-26 |
20993. | kris (kriskarm) | 51.25 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
20994. | ジョンジョンジョン... | 51.25 | 89% | 2016-10-12 |
20995. | adilet_ (adilet_524) | 51.24 | 93% | 2022-09-05 |
20996. | Pan314 (pan314) | 51.24 | 91% | 2017-01-22 |
20997. | Nguyen (nguyepham) | 51.22 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
20998. | Fsociety (as77) | 51.22 | 95% | 2021-02-28 |
20999. | olivia (olivianay) | 51.22 | 93% | 2015-04-16 |
21000. | Anand (perlaanand) | 51.21 | 95% | 2022-06-06 |
21001. | eigo (eigo) | 51.21 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
21002. | Gerard (clant) | 51.21 | 93% | 2015-12-15 |
21003. | Meredith (merelydith) | 51.20 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
21004. | Spraito (spraito) | 51.20 | 96% | 2021-02-14 |
21005. | NG (kenny12921292) | 51.20 | 97% | 2016-12-01 |
21006. | JOMAMA (secks) | 51.19 | 98% | 2017-01-03 |
21007. | Tommy (richtomfo) | 51.19 | 92% | 2015-12-23 |
21008. | slowwwwwwwwww (catalyst1985) | 51.15 | 96% | 2015-12-28 |
21009. | Abraham (chaos_36) | 51.14 | 81% | 2016-09-04 |
21010. | karate kid (karatekid7) | 51.14 | 95.8% | 2021-02-05 |
21011. | Zayan (z_a_y_a_n) | 51.14 | 94% | 2021-01-10 |
21012. | BOB (mgfdsrt) | 51.13 | 94% | 2016-09-26 |
21013. | Julian (julianeadie) | 51.13 | 94% | 2021-11-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |