As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6559. | Slugg (sluggishtyper) | 89.73 | 97% | 2018-10-07 |
6560. | thatley (xettai) | 89.73 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
6561. | riptide (riptide124) | 89.73 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
6562. | Benson (astriker) | 89.73 | 98% | 2017-12-20 |
6563. | Neo (jackson24me) | 89.73 | 97% | 2019-03-05 |
6564. | Tyler (harrian) | 89.73 | 95% | 2017-01-18 |
6565. | kiv (kivv) | 89.72 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
6566. | havii (haviihavii) | 89.72 | 93% | 2016-09-04 |
6567. | Dustin (dustindp99) | 89.72 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
6568. | Albert (hsabove) | 89.72 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
6569. | Ben Dover (bendoverandgimme) | 89.71 | 96% | 2023-11-05 |
6570. | Junle (junlez) | 89.71 | 99% | 2023-04-03 |
6571. | Ivandro (bigivel) | 89.71 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
6572. | CaptainPotatoes (captainpot... | 89.71 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
6573. | Jamie (jamietyper90) | 89.71 | 99% | 2022-08-27 |
6574. | Jake (cloudberrylive) | 89.71 | 95% | 2015-10-15 |
6575. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 89.70 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
6576. | Jehar (rakhunb) | 89.69 | 98% | 2022-08-12 |
6577. | Holly (phrenchphry11) | 89.69 | 92% | 2017-04-04 |
6578. | B (archnaea) | 89.69 | 97.3% | 2021-02-17 |
6579. | Cheese (you_like_cheese_dog) | 89.68 | 99% | 2021-05-21 |
6580. | Rae (raedog) | 89.68 | 94% | 2016-03-14 |
6581. | shanranran (shanranran) | 89.68 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
6582. | Matthew (therealmachach) | 89.67 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
6583. | Said (surrenderordie) | 89.67 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
6584. | Nima (eramthgin) | 89.67 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
6585. | shovelface88 (shovelface) | 89.67 | 98% | 2016-09-12 |
6586. | Boris (xivid2) | 89.67 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
6587. | cobrobdob (rocketjuice) | 89.66 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
6588. | farzan (farzanhges) | 89.65 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |