As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12635. | Quang (lavecoi) | 73.73 | 92% | 2016-11-18 |
12636. | Dyslexic Nababa (dyslexic_n... | 73.72 | 94.6% | 2021-03-01 |
12637. | nani (typingfever) | 73.72 | 95% | 2020-03-09 |
12638. | Recorder (recorderenthusiast) | 73.71 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
12639. | LAO (legendoflaohan) | 73.71 | 98.8% | 2023-12-23 |
12640. | dincer (dincer1998) | 73.71 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
12641. | Mikko (mkrk) | 73.70 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
12642. | Achoo (ach0o) | 73.70 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
12643. | JeanValjean (johnvaljohn) | 73.70 | 98% | 2016-10-26 |
12644. | Dyslexic_J (jamjar_) | 73.69 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
12645. | ves (bgrade) | 73.69 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
12646. | Isaiah (buckhalton) | 73.68 | 95% | 2018-12-22 |
12647. | Zeff (itszeff) | 73.68 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
12648. | 4lg0r1thm (s4int) | 73.68 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
12649. | Crystal (fourwheelingmomma) | 73.68 | 94% | 2016-05-24 |
12650. | greg (boctrorgc) | 73.67 | 98.2% | 2023-10-29 |
12651. | H (harbopanda) | 73.66 | 96% | 2019-01-25 |
12652. | Nic (nicnej) | 73.66 | 96% | 2024-03-26 |
12653. | noside (edzil1007) | 73.66 | 94% | 2015-08-16 |
12654. | sks (sks6174) | 73.65 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
12655. | Iatias (iatias) | 73.65 | 97% | 2020-04-20 |
12656. | Jaska (jarlewski) | 73.65 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
12657. | Kishan (kishan1990) | 73.65 | 97% | 2015-10-07 |
12658. | pelletmuncher (pelletmuncher) | 73.64 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
12659. | zack (footlover) | 73.64 | 99% | 2019-03-11 |
12660. | Ramsudhan (sudhanlee) | 73.64 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
12661. | Avi (suppppp) | 73.64 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
12662. | Nervous (unselfishnervousha... | 73.64 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
12663. | Caleb (keaseacan) | 73.64 | 96% | 2020-07-03 |
12664. | Andrew (xj04129) | 73.64 | 93% | 2015-08-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |