As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18358. | Rosie (darkerdraekon) | 59.11 | 95.9% | 2023-10-30 |
18359. | Jasmeet (savi.singh89@gmail... | 59.11 | 96% | 2019-11-29 |
18360. | yeet to space (sn00py1310) | 59.10 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
18361. | Vate Henecos (bruddinha) | 59.10 | 96% | 2019-02-03 |
18362. | Sahol (hawk_eyee) | 59.10 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
18363. | ed sheeran (guccigangtae) | 59.10 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
18364. | van hai (tvhai) | 59.10 | 96% | 2015-07-21 |
18365. | Zaira (zaira77) | 59.10 | 95% | 2016-02-11 |
18366. | Quint (quintus7) | 59.09 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
18367. | Le Kang (kangkanglw) | 59.09 | 93% | 2021-09-03 |
18368. | Addison (sugarveggies) | 59.09 | 95% | 2022-02-09 |
18369. | Copy (copypasta) | 59.09 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
18370. | CinnamonOwl (kitkat08) | 59.09 | 97% | 2018-05-27 |
18371. | Anish (anish_k) | 59.08 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
18372. | NJ (njc99) | 59.08 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
18373. | Robert (keyboardhoe) | 59.08 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
18374. | modest (true_everest) | 59.07 | 94% | 2019-01-27 |
18375. | Srinidhi (eren_eager) | 59.07 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
18376. | Jenni (jenni02) | 59.07 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
18377. | Turkey (turkeyman2) | 59.07 | 94% | 2017-02-11 |
18378. | aldrin (drin) | 59.07 | 91% | 2016-07-27 |
18379. | Mudshark (icetea69) | 59.06 | 94% | 2019-05-07 |
18380. | Sraboni (speedo_91) | 59.06 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
18381. | Grimmlon (grimmlon) | 59.06 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
18382. | vircatro (vircatro) | 59.06 | 90% | 2016-07-28 |
18383. | Loopdreams (loopdreams) | 59.06 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
18384. | marcy (mahsee) | 59.05 | 87% | 2017-03-11 |
18385. | Aiko (aiko_1) | 59.05 | 92% | 2015-10-01 |
18386. | Tushar (tushar23651) | 59.05 | 96% | 2021-08-30 |
18387. | jesse (jessegotwood) | 59.05 | 96.5% | 2021-02-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |